This choice: Elsewhere..... | Go Back Chapter 32: Welcome to Eggland (ID #686015) an addition by: SonicV ![View sonic411's Portfolio. [Offline / Private]](http://images.Writing.Com/imgs/writing.com/writers/costumicons/ps-icon-regular-10.gif) More by this author Meanwhile, in the robot populated city of Eggland, a certain mad scientist had a small of a problem.
“Raaaarr!” make that a big fat problem, which was emphasized by another angry bellow. Wendy Kootie Pie Koopa had arrived in Eggland and was now smashing what must have been her hundredth robot. Only seconds upon arriving at where that little fox had told her she would find Peach, she was immediately bombarded by a barrage of robotic sentries. However, no matter how many kept on coming, they just ended up smashed, bashed, or squashed like the ones before.
“You idiots! You dimwitted machines, use your weapons!” Eggman yelled as he watched from his command post in the main tower. He just watched his so called ‘superior machines’ just run at that overgrown dinosaur like idiots, never once using their lasers or anything else. Honestly he now felt like they deserved to be crushed beneath those enormous buns.
Kootie Pie sat back up and wiped the chunks of metal off of her butt cheeks. Squishing these bots was starting to lose its charm, no matter how fun it was to squish someone beneath her blubber. Then those machines did something even more pathetic, they drew their weapons on her. Some had laser guns popping out of their wrists, some had missiles shooting out of their hands, and others even had giant canons coming out of their chests.
They all aimed at the hard to miss target, and fired at her with everything they had.
Kootie Pie rolled her eyes. Everything they had turned out to be pretty pathetic. Her attackers were again so much smaller than she was, which meant their attacks were even more miniscule. Adding to that, with the tons and tons of flab on her gigantic body, she had the perfect shock absorbing armor.
Tired of this futile attempt, Kootie Pie bounded towards the robots and rammed them with her belly.
“What do they have to do? Sumo wrestle her?” Eggman spoke exasperated. Watching his round foe destroy more of his minions, he felt like he was fighting a wrecking ball with legs. Not to mention the biggest busom he'd seen since Rouge.
Fortunately for him, all that round and curviness on the enemy made him remember a certain weapon that was about her same size and shape.
"About time." Kootie Pie said with her hands on her wide hips. After bowling through another crowd of bots, the remaining few finally retreated back into the base. Whoever this Egg Guy was, he was going to have to do a lot better than that to keep her away from Peach. Just thinking of the luscious Princess made her lick her lips, as she knew the mushroom royalty was only moments from being her next meal.
Kootie Pie stomped deeper into the city only to suddenly find herself all alone. Looking around, there was no sign of robotic or princess life anywhere. Somehow heroes always let situations like this catch them by surprise, but a villain like Kootie Pie knew it all to well.
"I wasn't hatched like, yesterday you know. I know a trap when I see one." she called out.
"Have it your way." a male voice suddenly spoke. After that, the ground started moving. Managing to look down past her gargantuan gut, Kootie Pie saw that the floor was splitting in half. Right in the middle where there was a weird picture of a head with dumb glasses and a comically big mustache.
Lumbering back, she watched as the hole eventually ceased getting any bigger and something began to rise up from it. Arising from the depths was a man...at least Kootie Pie assumed it was a man. With a nose that big, a moustache that oversized, and glasses that dorky, he looked bizarre enough to be another robot.
Seated inside a some sort of hovering vehicle, the man hoisted up what looked a giant ball connected to a chain.
For as ridiculous as this weapon looked, Kootie Pie did note that she was finally up against something her own size.
"Dr. Eggman I presume?" she asked as she readied herself. While part of her was getting tired of all of these fights and just wanted to eat, another part of her was actually excited about the idea of a challenge. Ever since she 'bulked up', anybody who tried to fight her was either eaten if they were a good guy or had every bone in their body crushed under her massive weight if they were a bad guy. Last she checked, her brothers were all in full body casts when she locked them up in the dungeon.
It did feel great to have all of this power thanks to her fat, but it was nice to finally have a tough foe to go up against. Not to mention that beating him would only wet her appeteit further.
"That I am young lady, and I must say, you've got a lot of nerve in challenging my genius." he said to his oversized foe.
"Whatever. Let's just do this. I'm like, starving." Kootie Pie said while rubbing her always hungry tummy.
"You asked for it." Eggman said before pressing a button on his control panel.
The giant ball on the chain reeled back as it began to swing. Kootie Pie was ready, or at least thought she was. She had not expected such force to come from the weapon, even it was her size, and as a result was knocked into a wall.
Leaving in imprint where her backside had landed, Kootie Pie got back up and waddled quickly as the ball came back at her. When it came back, she swung her hips at it. The impact sent that thing back almost far enough to loop up and hit Eggman. Alas, it did not go that far, and the 'good' doctor swung the ball back.
It stayed this way for a while, Eggman swinging the ball, and Kootie Pie knocking it back her hips and any other of her massive features.
During this time, Eggman was able to wonder some more about just who this girl was. She was without a doubt one of the biggest creatures he had ever seen, but she didn't look like the usual talking animals he puts up with. Unless that creature told him who she was, all he could do was guess her weight as he watched his weapon sink into massive and doughy frame before being forced back.
"I'm bored." Kootie Pie muttered as the ball was sent back yet again. She decided it was time to finish this, and she knew just the ticket. Being the daughter of Bowser did have it's advantages, one of which manifested itself when she hit puberty.
Looking up at Eggman, she blasted her new fire breath at him directly. As he screamed, not only did this put him in serious agony, but the flames also fried his circuits and melted the chain the ball was connected to.
As it rolled away, his hover vehicle came crashing down in a cinged heap. Somehow Eggman survived of course, but when he pushed the rubble offf of himself, he quickly wished he'd been put out of his misery.
Licking her lips, Kootie Pie reached down and hoisted the trembling morsel up to her chubby face. The doctor was a very plump man, which made him all the better to eat. Before she could enjoy a well cooked meal however, she had to know where the real dish was.
"Okay you like, old fogey, where is Princess Peach?" she demanded to know.
"Who?" all of Eggman's fear quickly turned to confusion.
"Don't like, play dumb with me. You're the benevolent Dr. Eggman and you've been hiding Princess Peach from me. No tell me where she is or I'll show you what a REALLY hungry Koopa is like." Kootie Pie's belly growled in agreement.
"My dear, benevolent is hardly the word I would choose to describe myself. I, Dr. Eggman am the most sinister and devious being this world has ever know. As for this peach, from someone who you just fried extra crispy, I can honestly say that I have no idea who you are talking to." he answered.
At that point, Kootie Pie just dropped him. First of all, he was a villain, which means now she couldn't eat him, but what was even more humiliating was not only was she going to go hungry, but she'd been sent a wild goose chase only to find that the princess was in another castle, all because of that so called villainous fox.
An angry roar pierced the cold, metallic confines of Eggland.
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