Other then Samus, no one knew what to expect when they met Kirby’s girlfriend. Most of the group thought that she’d look like Kirby, but in a dress and maybe with a bow on her head. When they had met the blob like Cappies, they had thought Tiff would most likely be one of that species. No one could have imagined that Tiff would be anything but an odd little creature like her boyfriend. So, you can imagine the surprise on their faces when a sexy yellow skinned alien greeted them.

“Hello, it’s very nice to meet you all. I’m Tiff, what brings you to Cappie town?” She sweetly welcomed with a wide, friendly smile. No one said anything right away, they were too busy taking in the sight of Tiff. With pale yellow skin, big bright eyes, pouty lips and an incredibly cute face, she looked gorgeous. Then the party checked out her body and corrected their first thought, she was gorgeous and sexy. Wearing a tight pink dress that became green at about the waist allowed everyone to see what she was packing. Her long, sleek legs that ended with stubs where her feet should be poked out from under her dress. She had wide full hips, with a little bit of a sway in them when she walked. What kept drawing everyone's eyes was the pair of full, curved breasts that jiggled on her chest. Perfectly round breasts that had to be at least F-cup dangled on her chest, bouncing lightly as she moved closer to the group. Some of the group had or had seen bigger breasts before, but not on someone so slender and tall. Another thing they all found odd was that Tiff was much taller then they expected, she was nearly seven feet tall. The sexy amazon stood in front of everyone beside her boyfriend. Seeing the foot tall Kirby beside the seven foot Tiff looked so weird, almost everyone just looked at the couple with gaping mouths.

“Guess I should have warned them,” Samus muttered as she looked at the shocked faces of her friends. She had been surprised too; such a cute little guy like Kirby dating a sexy amazon like Tiff seemed absurd. However, Samus knew that love didn’t always make sense and if these two loved each other, then they belonged together. Some couples fit together perfectly even if they don’t seem so on paper. Like for example, a princess and a hedgehog.

Seeing that no one was going to do anything but stare at the odd couple like a pair of freaks, Samus reluctantly forced her massive bulk up and waddled over to the sexy girl. “I don’t think you remember me, but I’m Samus. We met briefly during the Brawl tournament.” Samus put her hand out to the taller woman. Samus was no midget herself, over six feet tall, most people had to look up to talk to her face to face. It was an interesting change of pace to be the one looking up for a change.

“I remember you! We met after Kirby fought that monkey guy, you introduced yourself as a bounty hunter. My, you’ve changed since then,” Tiff laughed lightly, looking up and down Samus’s fat figure slowly. Samus nodded freely, hearing no disrespect in Tiff’s voice when she mentioned how she’d changed. Samus didn’t want anyone thinking she’d lost her edge just because she was very fat.

Finally pulling themselves out of their stupor, everyone got up to greet the lovely girl from Cappie town. “Nice to meet you, Tails and Birdo,” cheerfully Tails introduced, lopping his arms around Birdo’s calves. Tiff didn’t bat an eye at the two tailed fox and pink reptilian girlfriend. She shook their hands and turned to the last three members of the group. Standing between Peach and Amy, Sonic stuck out a chubby, gloved hand to shake Tiff’s hand.

“Sonic the hedgehog, fastest thing alive,” he confidently said, before frowning slightly and amending his statement. “I mean, fastest thing alive to weigh over three hundred pounds.”

“Nice to meet you,” Tiff politely responded, before her eyes fell on Amy and Peach. If possible, she became even more pleasant. The room seemed to become even hotter as Tiff smiled even more warmly at the chubby ladies. “And who are these two ladies wearing my favorite color?”

“I’m Amy and her royal chubbiness here is Princess Peach,” Amy cheerfully responded and patted Peach on the back. Peach smiled softly, finding Amy’s pet name her royal chubbiness to be perfect for her. She wanted everyone to know she was fat and if adding that to her royal title helped, she would paint it on her castle for the world to see.

Stepping back, Tiff bowed politely to the group. “It’s very nice to meet you all. I hope you enjoy your stay here. If you’ll come to the dinning hall, a meal should be waiting. Our chef saw you coming and as soon as he caught sight of those huge guts you have, he started preparing meals for everyone.”

“Food,” Sonic slobbered, not hearing half of what Tiff said after muttering the word meal. The blue hedgehog had always had a voracious appetite, being able to eat half his weight in food and stay in shape because of his metabolism. Now that he was twenty sizes bigger, he had a hunger twenty times stronger. If he didn’t eat something soon, he might just start eating some of the people around him. The fat girls were hungry as well, but only Sonic was eyeing Tails like an appetizer.

“Let’s eat!” Tails exclaimed as he rushed with Birdo to the dinning hall. He wasn’t that hungry, but he had noticed the looks he was getting from his best friend. Being eaten by the girls was tolerable for him, but if his best friend started licking him, he was going to freak out. The only mouth he wanted to go into was Birdo and he planned to do everything in his power to keep the other girls away. Good luck with that.

Everyone hurried along, running or waddling to where Tiff had pointed them. Trailing behind them, Tiff walked leisurely with Kirby in her arms, the pink puff looked at his guests move on ahead, keeping his beedy little eyes swaying from woman to woman. Tiff smiled and cuddled Kirby to her chest, nearly burying him completely between her large breasts.

“So what do you think?” Tiff asked in a voice much deeper and sultry then the one she’d been using before. Kirby looked up at Tiff and then scratched his chin before nodding quickly.

“Poyo!”

“You really think so?” Tiff said with surprise, looking at Kirby with a fascinated smile. Kirby nodded again, trying to look certain and stern, but that only made the pink blob look even cuter. Giggling softly, Tiff carried Kirby to the dinning hall, whispering softly into a nonexistent ear. “You know I’m always up for it. We’ll try for all of them, but don’t get your hopes up. That princess looks like she might be a prude.”




Tails and Birdo sat at the end of the table, a simple salad sitting in front of them untouched. They had all sat down in the dinning hall together a few minutes ago to find plate after plate of various foods waiting for them. They had everything from traditional hamburgers to more exotic foods like giant escargot. Tails wasn’t sure where they had found a snail four feet tall, nor would he ever because the whole thing shell and all was swallowed by Sonic before he plopped his huge butt down. What followed was as horrible as it was fascinating. Everyone but him and Birdo dug in, eating as though the food would disappear any second. Everyone stuffed himself or herself differently. Peach would grab handfuls of food, be it a leg of lamb or mashed potatoes and cram it down her throat. She was causing a huge mess, but strangely, she seemed to enjoy the fact that her face and the front of her clothes were filthy. Amy would lift the whole plate up and upturn it over her mouth, letting whole turkeys fall into her gapping maw. Samus piled large amounts of food into her mouth until her cheeks were bulging and then swallowed it all as one lump down her thick throat. Sonic was the only one using utensils, but he was still eating at super speed. He would cut a ham to bite sized bits in a second and then individually put them into his mouth in two seconds. Even with the fork and knife in his hands, Sonic was eating just as fast as everyone else.

“Our friends sure are interesting,” Tails mumbled in disgust as he watched Sonic pick clean a ten-pound fish in five seconds.

“What about our hosts,” Birdo added quietly and pointed her finger at Kirby and Tiff. It didn’t come to any surprise to Tails when he saw Kirby inhale mass amounts of food straight off the table, but what did make him look twice was the sight of Tiff doing the same. Her mouth wide open, Tiff inhaled loudly dragging food strait into her mouth. It sounded like twin vacuum cleaners working as the couple pulled food straight into their mouths and took it down without swallowing. It wasn’t shocking to see Kirby suck up his food, but watching the sweet and innocent amazon suck up so much was disgusting.

“I’m not hungry,” Tails groaned as he put down his fork and pushed his plate of salad away. Watching everyone eat like pigs was nauseating, especially when he thought about how everyone eating could do the same to him as they were doing to their dinner.

“Suit yourself, but don’t complain when you’re hungry later,” Birdo scoffed and tossed her whole salad, plate and all into her huge nozzle like mouth. Having finished her appetizer, Birdo carefully picked out a few things to eat from the mountain in front of her. She had to be careful or she’d be gobbled down by someone at the table without them ever knowing. You had to read carefully when you dine with the super fat.

Before long, every bone was picked clean, every plate licked, every crumb gobbled and every belly full. Everyone sat back, holding even larger bellies and smiling contently as enough food to feed a hundred settled inside them. The only ones not bloated and exhausted were Tiff and Kirby. Kirby blankly stared at everyone and Tiff smiled, both of them enjoying the sight of their guests happy and full.

“How do you do it girl?” Amy moaned as she converted her mouth to keep a belch from rumbling out. She stared at Tiff in confusion, studying the girl’s slim figure. “How is it you can eat so much, but not even have a pot belly?”

Tiff shrugged and got up to start collecting the plates that hadn’t been swallowed during the eating orgy. “I’m not really sure. Kirby’s the one that taught me how to eat like that and even he doesn’t know. He knows a lot of stuff, but he sucks at teaching.”

“Poyo!” Kirby squeaked, offended by the remark. He may not be the best at giving explanations, but that was because he preferred to demonstrate than teach. Why do something with words when it’s so much more fun to do them in person? All the skills Tiff had were taught to her through physical contact and practice, lots of practice.

“Don’t be that way sweety,” Tiff smoothly told the fuming pink ball. “You might not be a great teacher, but your still a hero, a knight, a warrior…”

“A foot in diameter,” Sonic smartly commented. He had to make at least one joke about Kirby’s height, it was too easy. Kirby barely reached Sonic’s waist, yet he was dating one of the tallest girl’s he’d ever seen. The little marshmallow had so much girl with no idea what to do with her. It was too funny not to poke fun of.

Tiff just narrowed her eyes at Sonic, not looking angered by his comment, but rather amused. With a shrug, she told the hedgehog this, “I wouldn’t laugh at anyone that was a foot long. You’d be shocked at what a someone a foot long can do to an enemy or a lady.”

Before anyone could ponder those words, Tiff started smiling cheerfully and blissful again. She quickly changed the subject to something else. “So, you never told me, what brings your to Dream Land?”