Once moaning happily over her stuffed tummy, Samus became dead serious when she heard Tiff ask that question. Since she was the one who knew the girl personally before all of this started happening, she knew it was up to her to deliver the bad news.

“Well Tiff, I’m sure you and Kirby know that the Brawl Tournament was cancelled. That’s actually why we came here. The reason the tournament stopped was because most of the fighters have been eaten. A tyrannical villain Peach knows all too well named Wendy Kootie Pie Koopa has been going around swallowing those of pure and heroic hearts. At this point, we’re all that’s left, and we are positive she’s coming after Kirby next.” She answered. What followed was a look of pure dread on Tiff’s face. Samus hated having to put her through this, but she knew her friend had to know everything since her man was in jeopardy.

“Someone wants to *gulp* eat Kirby?” Tiff asked. She quickly cradled Kirby in her arms, while he just looked at her with concern. His worry however came solely for her well being as he could clearly see that she was distraught over what she just heard, even though he did not understand the sheer danger he was in.

Tiff then squeezed Kirby even harder, inadvertently squishing his face into her large and ample busom. For years now her life had involved looking after Kirby and aiding him in his adventures in any way she could. At first, all she could really do was steer him in the right direction or call for his Warp Star, but now she could eat as much as him and effectively aided him in battle. Her appetite was only matched by Kirby’s, who could have easily downed that entire feast and their guests if he wanted to. He ate so much, but now it was terrifying to hear that someone was on their way to eat him!

“I’m afraid so, but don’t worry, we’re gonna make sure nothing happens to you guys.” Sonic spoke. Everyone else nodded in agreement. Their words did put Tiff somewhat at ease. She had watched the Brawl Tournament intently with Kirby entered, and had also seen what most of these guys could do. One of her favorites in particular, right after Kirby boiled that green lizard into submission, was when Princess Peach had eaten Sonic. Of course, it seemed like the two of them had been enjoying many other large meals since that fight. Almost everyone at the table was a heavy eater, which in turn increased their fighting capabilities, and that meant that they may have a fighting chance.

As her grip on Kirby loosened, Amy noticed something sparkle in the light. Taking a good look at Tiff’s ring finger, she gasped at the sight of such a huge rock.

“Oh my god, Tiff, is that…?” she couldn’t even finish for two reasons. First of all, that was one of, if not the most spectacular looking diamonds she’d seen in her life. The light alone had nearly blinded her, but what had really rendered her speechless was what the ring must mean.

“Oh, didn’t you know? Kirby and I are married.” Right when she said that, both Tails and Sonic had been of course drinking water, and as soon as those words hit their eardrums, Birdo and Amy got sprayed. At that same moment, Peach had been draining another gravy boat and the shock also made her spit up, effectively dousing Samus. The bounty hunter had been just as surprised as anyone that their Amazon host had tied the knot with a marshmallow with feet and a bottomless pit for a stomach, but now she was more concerned that meat drippings were in her hair.
“What’s with you and gravy?!” she yelled but no one listened.

“You?....Him?....What?!” Sonic spoke for everyone. It was hard enough to believe that Kirby had a girlfriend, let alone this towering beauty. Now to hear that she was Mrs. Kirby, that was just insane! Tiff wasn’t surprised by everyone’s reactions. When she announced her engagement, everybody in Cappy Town had a good laugh and then went wide eyed when they realized she wasn’t joking.

“Well you see, when Kirby first came to Dream Land, we immediately became friends. At first, I thought that there was no way he could be the hero who was going to protect everyone from monsters, but thankfully I was wrong. Kirby turned out to be the cutest, sweetest, most courageous person I had ever met, and as the years passed, I only began to realize that more and more. Finally, in his final battle with Nightmare or NME, I caught a glimpse of his true feelings.” Tiff started.

*Flashback*

Mounted atop his hover craft and with all his might, Fire Kirby was sadly losing the battle against this master of nightmares. NME was taking everything he had, only cackling at his feeble attempts to harm him. Finally, tired and very hungry, Kirby tumbled down to the floor.

“Kirby!” Tiff cried out while running to his side. The cute little Star Warrior she knew and loved was down for the count, and no matter what she did he would not get up. In fact, NME chuckled and said “Your friend has chosen an unfortunate time for a nap. I can crush him without effort, but first some fun. I will enter Kirby’s sleep and give him a nightmare, and you can join him. This dream will be a real scream.”

In flash of light, Tiff soon found herself in empty space, filled with potato chips, bananas, grapes, watermelons, chocolate bars, rice cakes, and cola. Then, like a shark rising from the depths of a dark sea, NME appeared before he, still laughing at his pathetic enemies.

“What a dreamscape, all Kirby cares about is food.” He snickered. Tiff could only look on helplessly as this demonic alien fired lightning out of his finger tips at a nearby apple. Upon impact it shattered, revealing a weak and shivering Kirby. There was nothing Tiff could do, she couldn’t even call for the Warp Star since this was all Kirby’s dream. Tears began leaking from her eyes as she came to realize that this nightmare was going to scare Kirby to death.

Suddenly, a bright light shined through the darkness. Both Tiff and NME gasped at what they saw. Right behind Kirby was the only part of his mind that didn’t constantly think about food. It was the one thing in the universe that he cared about even more. As Tiff’s eyes adjusted to the light, the image became clearer.
It was…It was…It was…Herself.

Yes, shining like an angel was the spitting image of Tiff. The real one honestly didn’t know what to think of this until she saw her dream self hold up Kirby’s Warp Star. The pink Star Warrior floated over to her and gladly took it, after which, dream Tiff gave Kirby a peck on the cheek. As he blushed, all of the food turned into hearts. As NME looked on with disgust, the real Tiff felt her heart swell. From the day she met Kirby she cared for him. Always steering him in the right direction, teaching him about the world, making sure he had plenty to eat, practically being the mother he never had. Now it was clear that Kirby cared about her to, but his feelings were much deeper than she could have imagined possible. Kirby may not be the sharpest tool in the box, but he fully understood friendship, and as a result, love.

And so, with the Warp Star in hand, Kirby was able to harness the power of the Star Rod, and defeat NME. He and Tiff then located their friends, and King Dedede, and using the Monster Delivery system, teleported safely back to Dream Land. As the Cappies looked on with joy at the rising sun, and the King whined about how he couldn’t order anymore monsters, Kirby and Tiff had a rather touching moment.

“Kirby, I don’t know what to say. From the day I met you I knew my life would always be an adventure. I mean, you just saved the galaxy and proved yourself to be the greatest Star Warrior of all time, but even that couldn’t possibly compare to-mmph?” Tiff’s little speech came to an end as Kirby spoke up in his own way. Always more willing to speak with actions and with his hands already in hers, he pulled her down a bit and into a kiss. Without even thinking, his friend happily returned the kiss, as they seemed to glow brighter than the sunrise. All of the Cappies went “Awww.” and Tiff’s parents and brother looked on with happy smiles. Once the kiss finally ended, something even more shocking happened.
Kirby spoke!

“I…love you..Tiff.” he managed to say. His friend gasped loudly. It was harder for Kirby to learn new words than it was for a newborn baby. Sure she could understand him even though all he said was “Poyo”, but this was absolutely incredible. Out of all the words his limited thinking could learn, he chose to say that he loved her.

“I love you to Kirby!” she spoke with all her heart and tears in her eyes. At once she roughly grabbed and dipped her little Star Warrior and kissed him hard, this time receiving a cheer from the crowd, although some of them noted that such a passionate action was quite uncommon for Tiff, at least as far as they knew.

*End Flashback*

“So, once I was old enough, Kirby and I got married.” Tiff sighed, always loving to tell that story. It brought back all of those wonderful feelings she had when she received her first kiss and from her true love no less. Said love then placed his hand in Tiff’s, smiling as her good mood became quite infectious. Tiff squeaked and happily hugged Kirby before kissing him like she had on that very day.

Once again the couple got an onslaught of “Awww” as everyone at the table couldn’t help but adore how cute the married couple was. Speaking of marriage, a certain someone at the table then asked another certain someone a certain question.

“Sonic, when are we going to get married?” Amy asked, causing her boyfriend to cringe and gasp. She wasn’t surprised by his reaction, but she wasn’t going to let him go without an answer. Ever since she met her speedy stud she had been dreaming of their wedding day, and every time she asked him about it he would run the other way. Granted, that was back before they were a couple, but that was beside the point Amy figured. Up until now, she had been content with their raunchy adventures while at the same time relishing in the fact that Sonic was now her man, but that touching love story had awoken her dormant romantic marriage thoughts.
Unfortunately, before the troubled blue hedgehog could even give an answer, he was interrupted by a loud groan.

Everyone turned their heads to see a very slobby Peach who was now clenching her belly through her stained dress. A loud bubbling was heard by everyone from within the fat gut, but only Peach felt the pressure beginning to move into a lower region.

“Excuse me.” She said, but before she could leave for hers and everyone’s sake, another large problem fell upon her extra large rear. Tugging at the arms of the chair, Peach found her massive ass cheeks enveloping them, firmly trapping her butt in the seat. This was not good, she felt like she could blow any second!

“Uh oh, guys help me!” she begged. It didn’t take a genius to figure out what was going on and everyone knew they’d suffocate within seconds if Peach didn’t leave the room. Sonic and Amy were the first to react, but quickly they found themselves in the same dilemma as their fat asses were also firmly stuck in these tiny chairs. How those things hadn’t collapsed under their weight was beyond them.

Tiff immediately rushed to the two hedgehogs, knowing that she might be able to help them, but Peach on the other hand was far too big. Kirby just looked on, unsure of what was happening. Tails and Birdo meanwhile both gasped with fear and hurriedly rushed to the princess’ side. The risk of being crushed of throwing your back out was a small price to pay for what Peach’s butt had in mind. However, from the moment they reached behind the chair, with red cheeks and clenched teeth, Peach lost control, and let it rip.

BBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPP!

What sounded like the roar of a trumpet sent Tails and Birdo rocketing back into a wall, shattered the chair into splinters, and produced a visible yellowish gas cloud that was quickly filling the room. Unfortunately, as embarrassing as that was for Peach, it wasn’t over.

FRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!
PHHHHHHHHHHHHHT!
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUP!
FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!
POOT!
HISS!
BLAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP!

Everyone coughed and gagged, almost losing sight of one another, partly because of the somehow visible gas clouds, and partly because by then their eyes were stinging. Tails had lost consciousness and as he lied on Birdo’s lap, she was just glad that she usually breathed through her mouth. Both Kirby and Tiff were clutching none existent noses. Tiff considered telling Kirby to suck all of the gas up, but decided that would be asking far too much. Sonic and Amy meanwhile had their pudgy hands firmly planted over their faces.

Peach should be feeling pretty bad right about now, but even though she just let out a series of very smelly and very loud farts, which unfortunately didn’t break a window, she found herself actually feeling proud of her own flatulence. She couldn’t have stopped farting, but truthfully, she didn’t want to.
Unable to see his lover’s growing smile, Sonic finally shook the chair from his ass, making sure not to hit Tiff or Amy in the process, and approached the princess shrouded in her own gasses.

“You know Peach, I’ve always liked a girl who can belch, might as well have the same fire power from the other end.” He told her. He wanted to move on from the rather awkward situation, chancing some of the disgust everyone now felt for Peach onto himself. No one said anything, but Peach did blush and gleefully smile at what Sonic said. He liked her even when she had bad gas. She didn’t know if Tiff’s chef put something in the food or if everything she ate just gave her gas now. More importantly though, Peach thought of just how many of her inhibitions were long gone by now ever since doing the wild thing with this blue blubber butt and his blubber butt girlfriend. Her table manners were definitely the first to go, partly due to her appetite, which had left her gravy and many delectable juices ruining her dress, and partly because she could swallow someone whole now. With those rules no longer holding her back and with how powerful of a weapon her farts were, Peach took Sonic’s words to heart. If she had to cut the cheese right after a meal, then so be it. She’d just remind her guests to bring gas masks from now on.

Amy was stunned by what she heard. Here she was, suffocating on foul fumes that had blasted out of Peach’s butt hole, and Sonic was complimenting her on it?! However, she then realized something interesting. No matter how lady like she behaved, Sonic often belched loudly in front of her, even though he never broke wind in front of her. Also, with how powerful her own belches had become from eating such large and often living meals now, she wondered if her ass had the same fire power.

At this point, Tail’s eyes stopped swirling and he managed to catch sight of his best friend and the princess. Once again he saw the rather odd closeness that seemed to go beyond the usual closeness Sonic had with his lovers. Tiff meanwhile, took a break from fanning near her face to ward off the stink and also looked at those two. Ever since she got together with Kirby, she could identify that certain closeness from a mile away. Still, she didn’t say anything, for now.

POOORRRRRRP!

“Oh Peach.” Amy gagged. Just when the smell got slightly less terrible, there came another burst of stink. Once again, Sonic spoke up.

“Okay, that last one was not the princess.”