It was sealed with a kiss. The princess of the Mushroom Kingdom and the fastest hedgehog alive had confessed their love for the other. No words were needed, it was clear as day to both of them. The moment anyone asked them though, they’d shout to the heavens that they were in love.

When it ended, Sonic and Peach couldn’t take their eyes off each other. They felt happy enough to do every perverted thing in the book, but for once in their lives, they didn’t need to. They had reached a happiness most people only dream about and never wanted this moment to end.

“You know Peach, I just realized something…We’re soaking in your farts.” Sonic chuckled. If there was one thing that could make them do anything else it was realizing that although Peach’s gas was something they both embraced, staying in the water for too long might make the smell permanent.

“Yeah, let’s go.” Peach agreed. The water level decreased sufficiently as she lumbered out, and the ground shook when she took her first step. Wet and naked, what you’d expect to happen still didn’t for good reasons.

“I don’t want this to end.” Sonic said. The princess then gave him a peck on the lips which meant just as much to him as their last kiss.

“It won’t.” she assured her love. With that said, Sonic hopped off the mountainous girl. They decided to call it a night, wanting to bask in this feeling until they fell asleep. The walked off to their respected rooms.

Now resting, her bed proudly crushed into nothing beneath her gorgeous body, Peach soundly slept, thinking about the most magic night of her life that didn’t even involve second base.



*Dream Sequence*

Peach opened her eyes, only to find herself awakening not in Castle DDD, but a forest.
"Where am I?" Peach asked aloud. Before she could ponder that question further though, a dark shadow suddenly fell upon the woods. Looking up above, Peach saw an enormous aircraft the size of a battleship. As it flew over head, Peach hurriedly followed it. Trees were practically jumping out of the way to not be rammed by her enormous body. Upon clearing the woods however, she wished she had stayed behind, as she saw from her cliff side, a city being reduced to smoking rubble!

The devastation was caused by laser blasts from the monolithic airship. Every time it fired another building was leveled, and the people down below screamed in terror. Among the humans, there were also anthropomorphic animals that reminded Peach of Sonic. Unfortunately, as soon as she noticed them, she saw them come under attack by robotic sentries released from the ship.
With such destruction and genocide happening before her very eyes, the princess could only weep.

Within the flying fortress, another person did anything but weep, cackling every second there was as his machines did his bidding. Unaware to Peach, this man was Sonic's mortal enemy, a man who had no regard for life and only sought to have the entire world under his thumb with the aid of his mechanized army.

His laughter came to abrupt halt though, once the ship's radar picked up something moving towards the city at mach speed.
"It's him." he glared.

Amidst the chaos and destruction, rock music began playing. Before Peach could wonder where it was coming from though, she witnessed a much welcomed sight.
As some more citizens trembled before the robots, something came in the form of a sonic boom and destroyed them in seconds.

The would be victims looked up at their hero, Sonic the hedgehog.
(Blue streak speeds by. Sonic the hedgehog)

After giving them a smirk, the blue blur rushes off to more bots to smash up
(To fast for the naked eye. Sonic the hedgehog)

Sonic comes across more of Eggman's robots. He sticks his tongue out at them. Before they can attack, he runs around them over and over and spin dashes them.
(Sonic! He can really move. Sonic! He's got an attitude. Sonic! He's the fastest thing alive)

Up above, Amy swings down from a rope connected to the Tornado and onto Eggman's ship. Meanwhile Tails shoots at the gun turrets.

Amy smashes into the ship with her hammer and then hip check’s a swatbot.
(Look out when he storms through. Sonic the hedgehog)

She is greeted with a swarm of swatbots, but before Eggman can order them to attack, Sonic dashes in front of him, holding a power ring.
(Don't doubt what he can do. Sonic the hedgehog)

Smashing the control panel of the ship, he effectively brings it down. As Dr. Eggman grudgingly escapes, Sonic lands safely on the ground below with Amy in his arms.
(Sonic! He can really move. Sonic! He's got an attitude. Sonic! He's the fastest thing alive)

As the crowd cheers, Princess Peach emerges from it. Amy hops out of Sonic's arms as he zooms over to her. Somehow finding the strength, Sonic dips Peach and kisses her on the lips.
(He's the fastest thing alive! He's the fastest thing alive!)

*End Dream Sequence*



“Oh, I can’t sleep! I’m in love! I am with Sonic the hedge-“ just as Peach awoke and began shouting her love to the heavens on her own, a sudden realization sent everything crashing down. The very mention of Sonic’s name reminded her of another hedgehog, one that was in her dream, who Sonic was supposed to already be in love with.

“Oh no.”