With a snort, Samus awoke. Immediately her head darted left and right as she continued to lie down. The last thing she remembered was being smothered by Rouge’s fun bags. Her large, large, large, large, fun bags, so big that she could use them for pillows and those nipples were so huge that her whole mouth-

At once Samus slapped herself and wiped the drool off her double chin. Succumbing to the power of Rouge’s boobies was what got her in trouble in the first place. Of course from the looks of this place, nothing too bad could have happened to her after she passed out. Rather than being greeted by the Rouge’s many fat folds or the inside of her belly, instead she found herself in a bedroom?

Yeah, as crazy as it may sound, the plus sized bounty hunter was lying on a king sized bed of a master bedroom, but that wasn’t the strange part. For the most part, the room looked normal, but what was really bizarre was that up against the wall was a table filled with punch and cookies, with a giant banner that said “Congratulations! You’ve been eaten by Rouge!”

“Oh hey, we were wondering when you’d get here.” Just before Samus could ask herself WTF, she turned to that voice. Upon looking, she was delighted by the sight of “Link! Zelda!” Yes, just as she exclaimed, the very two last people that had been devoured before her were right there next to the bed. Seated in some nearby chairs, the two just simply smiled at their friend’s arrival.

Of course, Samus’ reaction to seeing them was anything but simple and those two managed to briefly scream as she leapt off the bed and bounded towards them. Trying to get out of the way, Link and Zelda stood up, but that only got them caught in Samus’ hug. Although the sight of a very fat woman coming at them at full speed was terrifying at first, the two Hyrule natives soon found this to be very inviting. Link found himself unable to resist and began groping one of the bulbous butt cheeks, able to feel all of the soft fat through the zero suit that clung to that body like a second skin, an action that even the overjoyed Samus noticed. Fortunately, Zelda didn’t notice as she too found herself enraptured by the warm, blubbery body. This was the first time she had felt one of her fat friends press their body’s against her, and now she could truly feel what all the fuss was about. Samus felt so cushiony and warm, not to mention her enormous breasts were rubbing against her perky pair which made Zelda blush as she smiled. It was no wonder so many of her friends were going up several dress sizes, it felt amazing and clearly others found it irresistible. As enjoyable the hug was though, it then donned on Zelda that she was really the only skinny one left. When this was over, she was determined to remedy that.

“I can’t believe it, I thought you were gone forever, I…wait, where are we?” Samus asked. Once the hug ended, she realized that she still had no clue what was going on. Fortunately, the calm expressions on the faces of her friends indicated that they did.

“Sit down.” Zelda said. Samus did as she was told, shifting her booty to get comfortable on the creaking seat. Link then came up with a whole tray they grabbed from that table “Here have a-“. Before he could finish that sentence, Samus had grabbed everything on their, needing to be full if she was going to listen to what was likely going to be a long story. So as she crammed cookie after cookie into her mouth, Zelda began explaining.

“The truth is, Rouge is a double agent trying to take down Kootie Pie.” Just as Zelda revealed that, she and Link came under shocked spittle flying out of Samus’ mouth. Fortunately, it was only from a few cookies, the rest were swallowed down in one big gulp so she could shout “WHAT?!”

“It’s true. Apparently she’s been following Master Hand’s orders this whole time. Get this though, apparently there’s somebody else controlling Kootie Pie! I guess he figured that with how sneaky and deceitful Rouge can be, but still being one of the good guys, that it would be easier to take her down from the inside. It was either that, or risk being inside of her gut I guess.” Link collaborated Zelda’s reveal. Samus’ jaw was so slacked, they could easily both fit in there.

The obese creature of the night that had swallowed her and Link whole and had threatened to do the same to so many of her friends had apparently done all of that as part of an act. As shocking as that was though, a puzzle bigger than Rouge was brought to Samus’ attention once more.

“Okay, I cam believe that, but what is this place? Plus, how can you be here Zelda? Kootie Pie ate you, not Rouge. Finally, why doesn’t Master Hand just stop Kootie Pie himself?” she asked. Once more, Zelda had all the answers “Well to answer all of your questions, just as I was about to be digested, Master Hand appeared before me in the belly and saved me, but even though he was able to do that, anything beyond returning others to life is strictly forbidden to a demigod like him. His kind must let mortals like us forge our own paths in life, regardless of any directions or influences they may or may not give us.” She paused for a moment so Samus could scratch her head.

“As for this place, it turns out it’s a pocket dimension created by Master Hand so anybody Rouge had to eat so as to not blow her cover would end up. Once who ever is behind this is taken down, we’ll all be able to leave this place.” She finished and took a sip of her punch. Finally Samus was able to wrap her head around all this new information. Just the idea that there was somebody out there bigger and most likely hungrier than Kootie Pie made things a million times more serious than they were before. Well, despite the overwhelming odds against her friends and the fact that she was now stuck on the sidelines, Samus was more eager than ever to kick some fat dragon turtle ass.

“Wait, how did you guys find all of this out?” Zelda and Link sighed as another question was thrown their way. Praying this was the last one, Link just slumped back in his chair and lazily aimed his finger “Those two told us.”

Lifting her butt off that poor chair, Samus saw two figures she’d never seen before, but reminded her of Sonic. One of them looked almost exactly like him, save for the black fur and the red tint in his spikes. The other looked like he was from the same world, but he was a red…echidna she guessed. Although many of her questions had been answered, her interest in Rouge had been peaked, so Samus made a beeline for those two.