“I have got to be the luckiest guy in the world.” Sonic thought to himself. How could he not? In what seemed like only yesterday he had been a part of a battle that saved the whole universe, and everyone he knew and loved in it from being eaten and digested by a psychotic space princess who thought the only sanctuary from all the evils in the world could be found inside her acidic tummy. Of course, today he had found an even better reason to be happy.

Right now, Sonic stood at the base of a cliff at sunset, in the Mushroom Kingdom, with the castle in the hills behind him practically shimmering in the sunlight. Surrounding him were many heroes and even some villains. Some he knew very well, others he had only met in the Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament, but in some form or another, they had all taken part in helping him save the day. As they sat in their chairs, in two separate groups of rows to form an aisle in the center, lovely peach blossoms were decorating all around. Stood in front of everyone, underneath the arch alongside Sonic, Toadsworth waited just as anxiously as the huge hedgehog, for the others to arrive. It was all so beautiful and heart warming, but one thing Sonic hated was having to wear his tuxedo. Granted, it was custom made so it wasn’t tight on him, but clothes and him were never a great fit outside of shoes. So, not only did he hate not being able to show off what he had and his new and improved behemoth body, but it just felt morally wrong. Still, as he fussed with his collar for the twentieth time, he reminded himself that he was doing this for them, and wouldn’t you know it, that was when they arrived.

As Toadette began playing the wedding march on the organ, her brother, Toad and everyone else turned around in their seats to see the beautiful brides. Princess Peach and Amy Rose, they both looked like angels…who looked like they had gorged on about a ton of angel food cake. Like Sonic, they had to have specially made dresses to fit their even rounder and fatter bodies. It took a staggering amount of time to make the dresses both big enough and form fitting, with the majority of the fabric going to Peach’s dress and what was left made up Amy’s, and she wondered how many silk worms worked themselves to death to make all this possible.

As they jiggled and bounced down the aisle, Amy was being escorted by Tails and Peach was being escorted by her very ‘close’ friend, Samus. As she walked, she spotted Mario in the crowd. Like everyone, he couldn’t take his eyes off the beautiful bride, but their was no remorse in his eyes over her being wed to another man, mainly because he was seated right next to Pauline. Peach had no idea what that woman saw in the ridiculously goofy yet somehow heroic plumber, but then again she was his first damsel in distress. Ironically right next to her was Donkey Kong.

On Amy’s side of the aisle, she got an approving smile from Rouge, who needed two chairs and half of the space on another one made out of reinforced steel for her big booty, along with Knuckles and Shadow seated right next to her, except they couldn’t stop looking at Amy’s own big booty. Amy rolled her eyes at those two smiling. Horn dogs to the end. Of course, she couldn’t blame them. Her dress, while comfortable, was tight enough to show every curve on her body, and they were primarily on her caboose. Each cheek might as well have been just painted white their size and shape was so visible through the fabric. It was even worse, or luckier for Peach, who’s GIANT, universe saving ass was so big that not only did it jut out several feet behind her, and kind of force Amy close to the rows of chairs, but it made her dress ride up to the point where everyone nearly saw more than just her tree trunk legs.

Bowser was crying buckets, fortunately he was WAY in the back. It wasn’t because he now actually had two formidable adversaries to fight him if he somehow mustered the strength to carry Peach away to Dark Land, but because the sheer beauty of this wedding had touched even his cold heart. Next to him, Wario blew his nose rather loudly.

Finally the escorts gave the brides away and made their way to their seats. Tails of course sat right next to Birdo, and Samus had personally requested to be seated on the other side of Rouge, where her own two steel chairs were waiting for her heavy rear. Now at last, as Sonic lifted the veils, and smiled at the two women he was about to marry and in turn they’d marry each other as well, Toadsworth began to speak.

“Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness our Princess finally become a Queen. Incidentally, we will also see the man she is about to marry also join in a union with Amy here and she in turn will be marrying Peach as well, who will be marrying both hedgehogs. Everyone got that?” he asked. Not one person didn’t have their heads tilted, but still the ceremony continued.

“At any rate, these three will be embarking on a journey together because they all share a deep love for one another. A love that although unconventional, was powerful to save all of existence. I am told the brides and groom have prepared vows for each other.” With that said, everyone waited with bated breath as the happy couple pulled out their written vows. Sonic was the first to speak.

“Amy, I’ll be honest with you, I never expected to be where I am right now. I don’t know why, maybe it’s because the freedom I feel from my speed seemed threatened by settling down, or maybe it’s cuz I’m just a guy. What ever the reason though, I have never been happier than to finally say yes to what must be the one million and first time you have asked me to marry you. We’ve known each other since we were practically kids, and I only wish I had given your feelings a chance a lot earlier, but all I can do is look forward to the awesome future we’ll have together, and I want you to know always, that I love you. You’re my girl, my little lovebird, my one and only, the other half of my heart, my soul mate, my girlfriend, my Amy Rose.”

Nothing could wipe the smile of Amy’s face, even as she continuously wiped her tears on her flabby, pink arm. Wanting to give her time to get composed, Sonic then spoke his vows for Peach.

“Peach, when I first met you, I thought you were the most beautiful woman next to Amy herself, but even then, never in a million years could I have imagined that I would end up falling in love with you. Then again, how could I not? Although, your killer body is only one of the reasons why I’m standing here today. You’re beautiful, elegant, unlike some other princesses you don’t always have to be regal all the time, and the way you care so much about others is just incredible. That’s what I love most about you Peach, your big, big, big, HUGE, heart.”

“Oh Sonic,” Peach’s eyes sparkled with tears. His words rang true, and she loved the double on tundra. Like Amy, she got herself together, while Amy delivered her vows to Sonic.

“From the day I met you I became so infatuated. However, what started out as a little girl’s crush quickly turned into what can only be described as love. Looking back, I cannot tell you how long I have been waiting tell you all this, but at the same time, I really do have to apologize for how stalker like I was…anyway, I want you to know that although your constant need to run off did annoy me, the freedom you are able to have just by being yourself is something I never want to deprive you of. You’re a free spirit and that’s just one of the millions of things I love about you Sonic the Hedgehog.”

Sonic desperately tried not to start balling like a baby as Amy’s words tugged at his heart strings. Always needing to be the cool guy, he did end up letting a single tear leak out, which Amy of course noticed and loved. Amazingly she was able to divert her attention away from him.

“Peach, when I first met you, I knew you’d steal Sonic’s heart. Sure at first that thought terrified me, but now I see that my underlying fear of Sonic leaving me was both uncalled for and at the same time lead to both me and him to meeting someone as wonderful as you. Like I told Sonic before, I used to be just like you, and never felt like I was good enough for anyone, and just as much as Sonic saved you from believing that, you also taught me that love is stronger than I could have ever imagined.”

Tearing at the only person in the world she loved as much as Sonic, Peach quickly composed herself and tried to tell her true, blue love how she felt about him.

“Sonic, there are no words I can think of that can describe how much I truly love you. You were the first man to not only listen to my feelings and needs, but love my body as much as I do. You were so tiny and cute when I first met you, and as you and I grew, so did our love. You were the first man I allowed and gladly welcomed into my bed, and although I got a little ‘distracted’ on some level I knew from that point on that you were the knight in shining, or should I say spiked and jiggling armor that I have been waiting for all this time.”

A bright smile spread Sonic’s chubby cheeks, and he gladly watched Peach turn to Amy next.

“Of course, this knight also came with another princess of sorts that I’m proud to say I have fallen for just as hard. Amy, you are one of the strongest girls I know. No matter what you always strive for what your heart wants and what you know is right. You look so beautiful in red and even better in pink, I can easily see how Sonic fell in love with you as much as I can see how you fell in love with him, and as I call him my husband, I’d be honored to call you my wife.”

At long last the vows were spoken, and a very easy to answer question was asked by Toadsworth.

“Peach, do you take Sonic and Amy to be your husband and wife?”
“I do.”
“Amy, do you take Peach and Sonic to be your wife and husband?”
“I do.”
“Sonic, do you take Peach and Amy to be your wives?”
“I do.”

“Please, bring out the rings.” Toadsworth said. Reaching his pocket, Sonic pulled out two sparkling stones on unusually large golden bands to fit over the sausage like fingers of his loves. As he placed them on their delicate appendages, he then grabbed what looked like one of his power rings and fitted it around his chubby wrist.

“By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wives. Sonic, you may kiss the brides.” And he did, right on their ruby, man eating lips. The wedding erupted in a roar of applauses, and Amy and Peach actually started jumping for joy as their day had finally come. As every chair leaped about a foot into the air, and when the girls finally noticed that everyone could see up their dresses, they quickly made everyone forget that by tossing their bouquets.

One was eventually caught by Zelda, who then lovingly embraced Link. The other was really up for grabs, but what finally got it was a strong suction. Breathing in air, Birdo got a hold of the flowers, and pulled her tiny boyfriend against her curvaceous figure. As Tails got as both excited and scared of marriage as Sonic was, the newlyweds happily walked back down the aisle.





Soon the castle was rocking with a very lively reception in the castle. Everyone was having fun and Mario was even challenging people to DDR. Sonic was doing his version of the running man, which meant it wasn’t the least bit embarrassing, Amy was of course nearby and what she called “The triple B jiggle” which consisted of her shaking her boobies, patting her belly like a bongo, and shaking her booty, and as soon as someone put on “Beat it” Tails started moon walking. Of course some guests stood out among the others.

“You’re sure you don’t want anything to eat Kirby?” Tiff asked. She had just gotten through eating enough food for five people, sucking in even the plates and utensils, but for the first time ever, her husband shook his head at the offer of food.

“Poyo *Burp!*” replied an overstuffed Kirby. No matter how much room there was in his belly, Rosalina was the biggest thing he had ever eaten, and as a result, not only was it taking Kirby’s body a long time to break all of her down, but he was now bloated up to three times his normal size. He looked like a big, pink, exercise ball with eyes and a mouth. Although suffering through his first case of indigestion, his wife snuggled up to him and ran her arms around his firm and round form, finding his bigger form so cute she wanted to just hump it all night.

In another part of the room, Rouge the Bat sat contently, relaxing after a job well done. Also seated at her table was the last person she had eaten before she tried to take down Rosalina. Samus had really been talking to her a lot since Master Hand brought everyone she ate back. Speaking of which, no one was really sure how the power Rosalina had somehow reformed everyone’s bodies when she barfed them up, they just chalked it up to another mystery of the universe. Anyway, even with what might seem annoying Samus’ part, Rouge gladly leant her time to chat with a cock sucker as big and beautiful and bouncy as she was.

“I have to hand it to the princess, she has some moves.” Rouge commented to Samus. They were watching Peach as she finally got out on the dance floor. Not only did the whole room lightly rumble, but when that super sized beauty got her booty into the mix, everyone had their eyes glued to it. Of course, Rouge also meant her moves in the bedroom, since she had gotten a first hand experience from what both she and Samus could do. Also, with the way she saved all of existence, Rouge reminded herself to see her own giant ass could muster up a gas blast that had even a fraction of that power.

“Yeah, Peach is great, but you’re friends, damn, they really are something.” Samus told her. She had only known Sonic, Amy, and even Tails for a few days, but from what she had seen, there was plenty about them to love, and she wanted to make sure she had the same close friendship that Rouge had with them.

“They sure are.” For the first time since meeting her, Samus heard Rouge speak without a sexual or devious tone to her voice. This time there was true sentimentality, and Samus saw her opportunity had finally come.

“Hey, you want to dance?” she asked. Again there was another first as Rouge was caught of guard by a hot girl making any kind of move on her, but of course she didn’t say no. Smiling, she took Samus’ hand and they walked onto the floor.

“Mama!”
“Mama!”
“Mama!”
In the midst of everyone having a good time, Daisy was finding herself constantly pestered as the Lumas that came back as they kept on calling her mama. Seemed getting chewed up by another, deranged princess hadn’t ruined the way they saw women like that.

“I’m not your mama!” Daisy said for the tenth time. Beside her, Luigi was also rolling her eyes in annoyance as well. He didn’t blame Daisy for getting angry with the cute little guys. She was just trying to set them straight, especially when she knew that they’d have to go back into space. Fortunately, a distraction from all that stress came in the form of Luigi getting an idea.

“You know’a, hearing the lumas calling you’a mama is giving me ideas.” He wrapped his arm around her shoulders. Rather then getting disgusted, Daisy soon had the exact same in her eyes. She was different from Peach in so many ways, including her taste in men. That did tell her why she hadn’t had a wedding day before Peach, but right now, all Daisy could think about was something Luigi had that he shouldn’t be nervous about.

“Um, hello! A little help? This is like, so totally not cool!!!!” Kootie Pie whined. Since everyone digested was brought back to life, body and soul, that unfortunately meant the Koopa brat was back to. However, as some kind of side effect, she wound up losing all of the fat she got from eating heroes, bringing her back to her normal three foot tall self.

As punishment for her actions, it was Peach’s idea to trap the weak Kooaling on top of the wedding cake. She was chest deep in the thick frosting and the great number of layers right in between the brides and groom figures. Even if she managed to pull herself free, the cake was so big and tall that there was no way she would be able to jump down without hurting herself. She was just lucky Peach hadn’t ordered she be baked with the thing.

Suddenly, her worst nightmares came true as Princess Peach and those two overstuffed warthogs, came over to her, licking their lips. Fighting tooth and nail to be free, Kootie Pie never looked away, even as they opened wide “No, No!, NOOOOOO-“

Her screams were lost in a barrage of wet smacks, slurps, chomps, and bits of frosting flying everywhere. In less than a minute that giant cake was filling their bloated bellies! It was unclear even to the hungry couple who ate Kootie Pie.

“Well Amy, I think it’s safe to say we have the best taste in women.” Sonic said. Licking her frosting covered lips and letting out a wet belch, Amy replied “You can say that again.”

Then, both Sonic, and Amy moved at amazing speeds as they climbed atop the many rolls that made up Peach’s body. Before the princess knew what happened, her two loves trapped her big mouth in a warm kiss.