“This is completely insane,” Diana grumbled, as she stood alone in the crowded, busy strip club that Martin and Billy had wandered into. She had quickly gotten separated from the others as more and more aliens rushed in to either get lap dances, watch the exotic dancing or just find a good place to screw. Diana made a face as she spotted a black insect like alien humping a pink gelatinous blob with three breasts.

“I gotta find everyone and get out of here before we get caught in an alien orgy.” Jumping over a couple of aliens making out on the floor, Diana scanned the room for any redheads or spiky blonde-haired people. As she studied the room, someone snuck up behind her and gave her a firm slap on the ass.

“Hey!” Diana spun around, her face red and her teeth clenched. No one touched her like that and got away with it. She was ready to give the pervert that had touched her a piece of her mind, but found herself unable to speak when she turned around to see a huge bare red chest. Craning her head up, Diana gulped at the hulking four-armed alien standing behind her. The alien was nearly eight feet tall and had two sets of yellow eyes. If Diana knew all Ben’s forms, she would have recognized the alien in front of her as being from the same species as Fourarms.

“Hey yourself babe,” the four-armed alien chuckled and rubbed his chin thoughtfully as he looked up and down Diana’s supple form. “How about we leave this joint and go back to my ship. I bet you’ve never seen a three foot cock before.”

All color drained from Diana’s face. Instinctively, her eyes went downwards to see the four-armed alien was wearing a tiny loincloth that failed to cover what looked like a python hanging between his legs. Backing away slowly, Diana tried to get some distance between her and the alien. “No thanks, my limit is two feet cocks only.”

“Whatever,” the Fourarms shrugged and turned around to see if another girl would like to ride his three-foot baloney pony. Diana sighed in relief that he wasn’t pursuing her anymore. As she turned around to continue looking, a frown formed on her face. She was glad that the alien had taken no, but did he really have to give up so easily? Being rejected by her should have crushed him, but he just shrugged it off. The nerve of that guy.

As she fumed over being dismissed so nonchalantly, Diana heard a familiar voice talking to someone in a booth.

“So what your saying is that if I clench my ass tight enough, I’ll create enough suction to pull someone all the way to my colon?”

“Gwen, thank God,” Diana cried out as she raced to the booth where she’d heard the redheads voice. She looked in and saw Gwen writing something down on a notepad as a huge purple alien woman spoke. The alien was grossly overweight with fatty folds dropping down her size. Each breast was twice the size of a person’s head and was barely covered by a strap of leather going around her body. Her ass took up almost the entire booth, leaving Gwen to sit on the end to write.

“My dear, if you concentrate enough, you can pull a fully-grown human all the way to your stomach from your anus. Although I would not recommend it because then you don’t get to taste his lovely flesh. The best course of action is to suck him in until he reaches the colon and keep him there as long as possible as possible. Not only does it feel great to feel him kick around in there, but you can bet he won’t be able to look at another female for a long time.”

Gwen nodded as the alien woman spoke, writing down every word as it came from her chubby face. Diana lifted her eyebrow at Gwen, unable to understand what the girl was doing listening to this alien describe pulling me up her ass. This two-ton overweight alien could probably fit a few men up her half-ton booty, but Gwen was only human, she didn’t have that ability.

“Gwen, we’ve got to go. We still have to find Ben,” Diana said in extreme anxiety to get out of the strip club. More aliens were eyeing her now and some of them looked like they weren’t going to take no for an answer.

“Your right,” Gwen muttered and closed her notepad. She smiled apologetically up at the fat alien. “I got to leave and find my wayward boy toy. If he gives me any trouble, I’ll be sure to use one of your methods to make him listen to me.”

“It was my pleasure dear. If you’re ever in the Andromeda galaxy give me a call. Me and my sisters can give you hands on lessons on how to properly control your special toy.” The fat alien had a perverted look on her face that made Diana’s stomach turn, but put a tiny grin on Gwen’s face. Thanking her again, Gwen got up and joined Diana in leaving the strip club. As they walked, Dian looked at Gwen questioningly.

“What did you mean when you said you had to find wayward boy toy? We’re looking for Ben, your cousin. Who were you talking about?” Diana asked carefully. A lot of things weren’t adding up when it came to Ben and Gwen. Since Billy had mentioned that Centara was interested in Ben as a sex slave, Gwen hadn’t seemed scared or horrified for her cousin, but jealous. The same kid of jealousy most girlfriends feel when they find someone flirting with their boyfriends.

“Well you see…” Gwen started to say, but hesitated. She wasn’t going to tell Diana that she was boinking her own cousin, but she had to say something. Looking for something else to talk about, Gwen took notice that she and Diana were alone.

“Where’s Billy and Martin?”

Diana’s face went sour at the mention of the boys. Crossing her arms over her chest she sneered. “Who cares. If they want to drool over big-breasted aliens then let them. Let Martin look at as many breasts as he wants because when we get back to earth he probably will never see them ever again. That stupid jerk can rot for all I care!”

“Jeeze, sorry I asked,” Gwen said with calming gestures directed to a fuming Diana. Her rant reminded Gwen of her old rants about Ben and made her wonder of Martin and Dianas’ relationship would improve if they did what her and Ben did and get it on. Gwen turned away from Diana as she grumbled more about “stupid boys” and “perverts”. As she looked the other way, she spotted someone she had been looking for. Gwen’s eyes widened at the sight of the person ands she pointed towards them. She couldn’t believe they had run into this person by pure accident. What a stroke of luck.