Poison Ivy was staring at Harley's massive jiggly rear, and liking it. Ivy was so lost in thought that she almost failed to hear a window breaking from somewhere above. The sound of a breaking window also attracted Harley's attention and she ordered all the henchmen inside. The ceiling of the old candy factory was in deep shadow, making it hard to see who it was who had broken in...although Harley and Ivy had an idea of who might break in just now; Batman..or at least one of Batman's sidekicks. Whenever a plan was coming together, Batman came and ruined it for the scum of Gotham. The henchmen all came into the factory, and got thier guns out and pointed them at the darkened ceiling area. For a minute, there was silence.

Then, a figure landed on the factory floor with a surprisely loud thud...and the whole floor shook a little. That made Harley and Ivy raised thier eyebrows; whoever had come, they were heavy.
The figure landed on the far side of the factory; where the lights didn't work. The ground trembled as the figure waddled towards the villianous pair.

"Who's there?" asked Harley loudly.

"I am the terror that flaps in the night..." said a female voice, followed by a loud giggle.

"That voice..!" said Harley and Ivy together.

Batgirl entered the light...but it wasn't a thin and trim Batgirl; she had to weigh about 300 pounds...as much as Harley herself! Batgirl's costume rode up on her massive belly, revealing a dark and deep belly button. Her mask was firmly in place on her head.


"Batgirl...you put on some weight" said Harley.

"Yep, I did" said Batgirl.

"How did she...?" asked one of the henchmen.

"Harley isn't the only one that took a bath in Chemical V" said Batgirl, who smiled.