Batman finished cuffing the guys upstairs and made his way down. He found Batgirl waiting for him at the botom of the escalator.
"Well so much for these guys." Barbarra spoke confidentally. She made sure to not even think about her human meal once in the prescence of batman, but at the same time, she couldn't deny how much her weight increased her prescence of authority. She wanted every low life in the city to be terrified when they saw her huge shadow.
"Enough patting yourself on the back, we need to make ourselves scarce." Batman knew the police would soon show up, plus this wasn't the only crime that would happen tonight, he was sure of that.
As he walked off, Barbarra thought "Kill joy." and stuck her tongue out.

The Batmobile zoomed down the road, with batcycle right beside it. A constant vigil was kept on the police scanner by the Dark Knight. All those who dare commit crime would soon be afraid of the dark when he showed up. Then again, if you count the new Batgirl, and Batman, that was enough for three reasons to fear the night.
Speaking of fear, a constant worry was still running through Batman's mind.
"Master Bruce, I thought I should let you know that I have been unable to locate Master Tim." As did Alfred's. The faithful butler contacted him via the Batmobile's video phone.
"I'm sorry...to hear that Alfred." Batman's attention turned to outside. He looked as Barbarra followed him down the street, her cycle was not slowed down by all of that fat.
"Good heavens, you don't suppose..." they were both thinking the same thing.
"I hope not Alfred. I'll keep you posted." Batman said.
"Very good sir." Alfred signed off.
As the two vehicles handled a turn, Batman looked at Barbarra again, praying that one of those fat folds didn't use to be his sidekick.

"All units, alarm set off in Gotham Museum." His fearful thoughts were quickly pushed aside. This was know time to be paranoid, it was time for Batman to strike.







The dynamic duo came to a stop in the alley next to the museum. However, Upon approaching the entrance, the dynamic duyo ntoiced something right away.
"The door has been busted open?" Barbarra spoke surprised. Now obviously, if anybody wants to break in they have to break down something, but this was the front door! Wide open for anyone to see and call the police.
"Stay sharp." Batman knew they were expected. He and Batgirl moved with caution.
All was dark in the museum, the duyo wouldn't be able to see a thing if not for few lights left on. Around every corner they snook, ready for anybody who dare fight them. However, it didn't look like anybody was there. Now, Barbarra knew she could take on, and probably eat any foe they encountered, but even she had to admit, this was creepy.

Finally, when they happened upon another exhibit, the saw a familiar face.
Where the famous cat's eye emerald once stood on a pillar, beneath it was a different cat.
"Catwoman?" Batman rushed to her side. She had been bound and gagged.
Upon cutting away the ropes and taking the tape off her mouth, she shouted "It's a trap!".

Iron bars slammed down, blocking the exits!
The caped crusaders stood ready. Eventually,piling in through the only door left open, was Harley Quinn and her lover, Posion Ivy!

"Well well well, Batman, Fatgirl, and just the pussy I was looking for." Harley quipped. As scowls crossed Batman's and Catwoman's faces, Barbarra first took notice of Harley's new costume. It had the same playing card pattern like her old suit, but it wasn't a one piece anymore. She was wearing a short sleeve top that barely came down to her belly, and had a circle cut in it to reveal part of her breasts. The bottom portion covered Harley's legs, but after her thighs, there was nothing. Actually, that's only was it looked like. After the leggings, Harley's bottom's switched to a sort of thong like design. Actually, that's what the other part was, a thong!
"Somebody's feeling daring." Batgirl remarked. "Look who's talkin" Harley countered.
"Oh boys and girls." Ivy snapped her fingers.
Flooding in was a squad of muscular men, and fat girls who had on outfits more revealing more than Harley's! But they weren't nearly as fat.

"Get 'em!" Harley ordered. They charged.
Batman tossed that....rope thing that wraps around the enemies legs. It tripped one guy. Barbarra was charged by two fat girls. They tried to tackle her, but her enhanced strength had allowed her to knock them back. Catwoman kicked down another guy, but was then charged by one of the women. She merely ducked used her weight to kick her away. "Nice try honey, but grace beats weight any day." she said. "Look who's talkin" Harley remarked. Catwoman scowled.
One of the guy's was helpless as he backed up. "Hi there big boy." Barbarra towered over him. He briefly screamed as she fell forward.
Batman while taking down another guy, had then been pinned up by another woman. As she smirked at him, Catwoman came in and jump kicked her in the face.

While the help got pummled, Harley suddenly bowled past everyone towards Batgirl. She was too preoccupied with smothering a woman this time, and this time with her ass. Her fun came to a sudden halt as Harley slammed against her.
"Get off me you whale!" Batgirl shouted. Harley had her up against the wall. "No chance fatty, you're coming with us." Harley said. Suddenly, her foe was given a peck on the cheek by Poison Ivy. It was just enough to knock her out.

"Batgirl!" Batman got back up to see what was happening. Unfortunately, Ivy tossed out some seeds which rapidly grew. They carried both him and Catwoman through the roof.
Once on the rooftop, they came face to face with a classic mutant flower. It roared, displaying an array of teeth. Then it spit out a strange fluid.
"AAH!" Catwoman was down for the count.
Batman jumped for his life. He tossed an exploding Batarang, but still the monster lashed out.
More and more he threw, until eventually, the beast came tumbling down, forcing him to leap out of the way.

Now with that finished, Batman went back to see what had happened below. Unfortunately, the next thing he heard was the sound of an engine roaring.
"Barbarra." he said grimly.





*FRRRUUP!*
Batgirl choked and gagged as she woke up. The last thing she remembered was being kissed by Ivy. Now, a very foul odor plagued her nostrils.
Upon opening her eyes, she came face to face with Harley's butt.
"Ha Ha! My farts smell just lovely don't they?" Harley laughed. A few of her henchpeople were plugging their noses.
Batgirl tried to get up, but of course, her arms and legs were tied.
Ivy then came up to her "It was all too easy, first breaking in, bumping into Catwoman, Harley taking care of the guards...".
Harley picked her teeth, and the belched up a hat.

However, even after that, she looked back at her hostage.
Barbarra couldn't help but see the irony. She had gone out tonight to find and eat Harley. Now Harley had captured and was going to eat her.