Meanwhile, one of Jimmy's best friends and the only other girl he knew personally, Heloise, was walking down the sidewalk to his place.
Being employed by the Heinous Corporation, as the one who is responsible for creating new ways to cause Misery, every minute of every day her mind was filled with devious and evil thoughts.
Heloise: Okay Heloise, you can do this. Ahem, hey Jimmy, you want to go with me to...no...maybe you and I could...no...Look! I'm horny as hell and I've had a crush on you since the day we met! How can you not get that??!!...Ohhh.

Now however, her mind was in turmoil all because of the only person she had ever cared about and had the hots for, Jimmy Two-Shoes.
On one side of the dilemma, Heloise was frustrated by how dense Jimmy was when it came to her feelings. Especially after that one time when she was his bodyguard and was caught with her favorite toy.

*Flashback*

Jimmy:"You have an inflatable Jimmy doll?"
Heloise:"Misery inc. catalogue, page 23."
Nice cover, and it took her three hours to get her prized possession back.

*End FLashback*

Clueless, and yet in other ways Jimmy always wanted to make sure she was happy.
When Lucious fired her that one time, Jimmy was right there by her side to help her through it. Granted he suggested everything but destroying stuff, but his heart was in the right place. It always is.
But of course he still even to this day didn't know how she felt. Even after that time when Jimmy had to distract Jezz for Lucious and "The Big Date" and when Heloise saw Jezz and Jimmy together, she thought they were on a date. So she quickly devised several ways to kill her, all to keep Jimmy all to herself. Granted, even if she did know what was going on from the start she would have probably done those things to that stuck up bitch eventually, but that’s beside the point.
Still, what brought her here today was that it had become clear that if she wanted Jimmy, she was going to have to be more assertive, unlike that one time after Jimmy’s little matchmaking scheme with Beezy and Saffy.

*Flashback*

Jimmy: I’ve learned my lesson, no more matchmaking.(He then glued one of the last pieces of Lucy’s statue back on)
Heloise: Maybe not for Beezy, but what you and me?(She flashed him a suggestive look)
Jimmy: What about you and me what?(He didn’t even look)
Heloise: (She whistled and confidently pointed to herself)
Jimmy: What’s that?(Clueless as ever)
Heloise: (Gave him an angry look, whistled and pointed again)
Jimmy: Why are you whistling?(Still not getting it)
Heloise: Dohhhh!(Slams her fist into the statue)

*End Flashback*

Now at his doorstep, Heloise took a deep breath, looked at her hair in a mirror she brought, and tossed a breath mint in her mouth.
She seemed to be prepared, but nothing could have readied her for when she opened the door and saw a big bellied Saffy gnawing on his two shoes

Heloise: You ate Jimmy.
It wasn’t a question or an accusation, it was just a fact. Heloise looked at the orange monster, lying back on Jimmy’s couch cradling a distended, wobbling gut, and sighed. Heloise cared for Jimmy deeply, but she wasn’t bothered by the dangerous situations he landed in unless they were potentially fatal. Unless Jimmy was in immediate danger, like strapped to a rollercoaster designed to be a deathtrap or being attacked by Luicous when he’s in a killing rage, Heloise preferred to sit back and enjoy the carnage. Although seemingly deadly, being swallowed wasn’t that big of a deal in Miseryville.
Saffy: Yummy Jimmy! Yummy Jimmy!

Heloise nodded, understanding the babble that Saffy was spouting. She knew Saffy wasn’t the brightest bulb in town, the only thing she had going for her was her desirable body. It was the one thing Heloise lacked, she had brains, cunning and skills, but she looked liker she was four years old. Short and frumpy, Heloise wasn’t as attractive as Saffy and that bothered her slightly. At least Jimmy wasn’t that concerned about looks.
Saffy: Yummy Jimmy had pointy part in his pants!
Heloise: HE WHAT?!

Even the cuckoo monster girl took notice of the complete rage Heloise was in. Fire danced in her eyes as she grabbed Saffy by the collar. Gnashing her teeth, she looked into the one beady eye of the monster girl, looking for deceit but seeing only fear. Turning her burning anger into icy rage, Heloise let go of Saffy and calmly spoke to her.
Heloise: Open your mouth. I have to have a chat with ‘Yummy’ Jimmy.

Her fear disappeared on the spot, as Saffy still felt that she had room for more. In one mighty gulp she downed Heloise's tiny body, creating a belch that shook the whole house.
Heloise spoke not a word as her body slid down the tight and slippery tunnel. Saffy's esophagus felt more like a water slide, one that seemed to end as quickly as it began. With a wet thud, Heloise's landed in the belly of the beast.
Moaning from her landing, Heloise felt her robe quickly becoming soaked by saliva, mucus and the various other fluids in this place. The stomach walls that served as the ground were warm and pulsed with the beat of Saffy's heart. This particular spot where Heloise face planted was exceptionally hot.

Jimmy: Uh, Heloise...
Hearing his voice, she looked up to see Jimmy Two-Shoes. While happy to see him, she soon took notice of the look in his eyes and that he was pointing. Following his finger, she soon realized that something other than the stomach was rubbing against the side of her face.

Heloise: AH!
Jumping away at a moments notice, Heloise's mind became troubled once more. She had just face planted into Jimmy's crotch, his wood stroked her cheek, and she was sure the rest of her face was on his ball sack. It was both terrifying and great for her, but honestly she didn't know which emotion to listen to first.

Heloise: AH!
Like she didn't have enough problems already, she soon found out why Jimmy was naked as her robe started to sizzle. Seems Saffy's stomach acids took out clothes first. However, as it formed some rather noticeable holes on her outfit, she found that there was no irritation caused to her skin. Looks she and Jimmy were safe in here, which was good, because she had a few choice words for him.
With another deep breath, and with her eyes closed before she started screaming, Heloise turned back to her naked crush.

Heloise: Okay Jimmy, two things. First, why did you let Saffy eat you? And two, HOW COULD YOU GET WOOD FROM HER!!!

Jimmy started sweating and the humid environment inside Saffy didn’t cause it. It was pitch black inside the belly, but he still knew that Heloise was looking crossly at him. It also didn’t help that he could feel her body pushing against him. The belly was not large and it was impossible for them not to touch each other. The feeling of naked skin on naked skin was very distracting.

Jimmy: Well… I let her eat me because she wanted to and I got my woody because she was rubbing herself on me.
Heloise: And you didn’t tell her to stop because…
Jimmy: I… um… don’t like arguing with people.

Heloise slapped her face, her anger simmering down as she realized how stupid this was getting. Jimmy got himself into this situation because he never stood up for himself. Saffy wasn’t to blame, the girl had less brains then most of Heloise’s experiments. The Cyclops was like a dog, if Jimmy had told her sternly to stop, she probably would have. But soft Jimmy Two-Shoes never stands up for himself or fights with anyone. If they want to eat him, he didn’t say a thing. Even if they wanted to molest him, Jimmy wouldn't say a word.
And just like that, a light bulb went off over Heloise’s head. Her problem with Jimmy wasn’t with the way she looked, it was with the way she acted. She couldn’t insinuate she liked him, she needed to tell him point blank and then tell him what to do. What Jimmy needed was someone to tell him what to do and luckily for him, Heloise loved dishing out orders.

Heloise: Oh Jimmy...
Two-Shoes relaxed when he heard the tone of Heloise's voice. Gone was the angry pitch, but it was replaced with a softer, nicer tone. The only time Jimmy ever heard Heloise talk like this were a few rare instances when she was around him.
Also, there was something else about her voice that he couldn't quite put his finger on, but any pondering quickly ended when she knocked him onto his back.

Jimmy: Heloise? What are y-*Mmph!*
Once again he was interrupted by the brash action of a woman, but this time it was in no way painful. This time he felt a pair of soft lips on his. As clueless as Jimmy could be sometimes, he knew fully well what lip action meant.
Even if he was too shocked to return the kiss, nothing could stop Heloise. She had been wanting to do this for so long now and to finally kiss the boy she wanted, it was the best, most touching moment of her life.
Not to mention that aside from the two of them being naked, the hot environment they were in combined with how wet(in more ways than one) she was, kept her hornier than when she walked in his house.

When she ended the kiss, Heloise finally spoke those words.
Heloise: I like you Jimmy. I really, REALLY, like you.
Jimmy: Heloise I....I don't know what to say.
Her finger was soon pressed to his lips.
Heloise: Sssshh, don't say anything. Just enjoy the ride.
Her sinister grin returned.