Trying to swim into the five-foot ass crack of his lover was a lot harder then splashing around in her enormous belly. There was sweat inside the crack and some of Heloise’s juices had run into the large crevice, but her buns were tightly held together, making it impossible to move forward without having to push against the blubbery boulders. Jimmy tried to push them aside, but it was like trying the wrestle with raw dough, his hands kept sinking into the greasy buns making it hard to pry them apart. Jimmy would have given in and let himself get squeezed by the fat cheeks if his libido wasn’t pushing him to find Heloise’s brown eye and ram into that tight, tiny opening. Thinking about it made his erection return which made moving forward even more difficult. It didn’t matter though because deep inside Heloise’s colon, a special gift was growing just for Jimmy.

“Oh Jimmy, you’ve been so good to me tonight that I’ve got something for you. The growth ray that shot me causes a huge burst of gas to form in the subject’s colon that absorbs all the extra energy in the body. This gas is a combination of all the horrible stenches in my body as well as the pure essence of my ass. It is the biggest, smelliest fart in the world and I suggest you move away from my bum hole or it might just kill you….Oops! I forgot that you can’t hear me with my ass cheeks pushing against your skull. Never mind.” Heloise let out a booming laugh while her pudgy hands held her midsection. Her belly rose and fell hard as she let her loud laugh grew. She knew Jimmy would survive the fart, he survived everything, but that didn’t mean he’d come out unscathed.

Reaching into the tightly held together crevice, Jimmy could feel Heloise’s pulsating, dirty anus on the tip of his fingers. He was so close he could just picture that tight hole, but as his fingers grazed it, a huge ball of gas shot through Heloise’s intestines right towards the puckered hole. Jimmy was completely clueless as Heloise’s anus bulged out before stretching open and letting out enough hot air to fill a hundred party balloons right into Jimmy’s face.

PPPPHHHHHRRRRROOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!

It sounded more like an explosion then a fart as winds hard enough to send a grown man flinging a hundred feet into the air. Jimmy was hit hard and thrown out of Heloise’s ass crack onto the hard ground. The massive fart pushed against him hard, nearly sending him through the floor. His lungs filled with the terrible odder that would kill flies. Jimmy never thought he’d forget that rotten, spicy fart until the day he died. The fart kept coming for several long, smelly seconds, pushing against Jimmy and making Heloise’s massive bulk jiggle. The blob girl closed her eyes and smiled at the pleasant sensation of letting out such a huge, strong fart.

Green thick vapours poured out from under Heloise as the fart slowly stopped. Heloise breathed in the horrible odder and coughed loudly. Usually people can take the smell of their own flatulence, but this smell was so rank that even the supplier couldn’t take it. Breathing through her mouth, Heloise smiled and wiggled her ass, wondering what Jimmy thought now. Under her butt, a very wide eyed, terrified Jimmy lay there trying to fully comprehend the blast of terrible gas that had nearly flattened him. He looked forward blankly and with the little bit of light streaming in from between Heloise’s rolls of fat he saw her ass cheeks forced apart and her wide spread anus right above his head.

The fart had stretched open her dirty hole wide enough for Jimmy to see her brown and pink rectum. He was looking into the spread open orifice when the blowback hit him. So much air had been sent out Heloise’s anus needed to suck in some new air to replace it creating a vacuum. Once more Jimmy was carried by strong bursts of air, but this time upwards. Jimmy was still in stunned horror from the mother of all farts as his head was pulled into Heloise’s anus. Heloise was in post fart enjoyment when she felt something large ram up her asshole. Knowing what she had been sitting on it was easy to guess what had been sent up her bum. Smiling evilly, Heloise decided to show Jimmy one last time that you don’t miss with Miseryville’s most wicked genius.