"Well that's very nice of you, but unfortunately, Kim isn't like most girls...So uh, hey what are your names?" Ron asked, desperately trying to get onto another topic. He'd been wanting to unload this emotional baggage for so long now, but having a deep moment was a little hard when two almost naked women wouldn't let go of you.

"My name's Ariel, and this is my very close friend, Jasmine." the former mermaid introduced both of them. Jasmine then stuck out her hand before Ron's mouth. Seeing no other way to go about this, he lightly kisses her delicate hand which made Jasmine giggle so girlishly. The two of them then somehow got Ron into an even deeper embrace.

"Tell us more about you and your girlfriend." Jasmine requested. With her ass mere inches away from Ron's waist and Ariel's bare breasts so high up his shoulders they might as well be on his head, it was now crystal clear to Ron that there was no way out of this.

"W-well, Kim, oh man, where d-d-do I even star-SHE'S A RPUDE!" Ron suddenly yelled out. If he could move his arms he would have covered him mouth. Digging into this topic had already opened the flood gates of emotional baggage. Fortunately though, Ariel and Jasmine hadn't moved an inch even after he shouted. In fact, the looks in their eyes made it clear that they were even more eager for him to elaborate.

"A prude, a prude is the perfect word to describe Kim. We've known each other since we were kids, I've helped her save the worlds like a hundred times, she even agrees to be my girlfriend, but even after dating for more than a year, I HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN PAST FIRST BASE!!!" Ron shouted. His rage had finally bubbled to the surface and both Ariel and Jasmine gasped at what he said. It didn't matter where you were from or how long you had been on land, EVERYBODY knows about the bases and to hear that this relationship had lasted that long and had not yet moved past kissing and holding hands was not only ridiculous, but to these girls, it was sacralidge.

"How can she do that to you?" Ariel asked, having never heard of something so horrible in her life. Ron just sighed "Honestly, I think she looks down on me. I've always been kind of the bufoon of the two of us, but you know even after all that I always come through in the end and I've always been there for her. She even told me that she loved me once." Now the girls were near tears at this story. Denying someone the joys of sex was horrible on its own, but on top of that, to toss in the L Word and still say no to bedroom action was unthinkable. It didn't even matter if neither Ariel or Jasmine believed in love, those words still clearly meant that a grand dispaly of lust was promised to this boy and he didn't even get a quickie.

"I don't know what to think anymore. Sometimes I think, maybe she's right." Ron said. Suddenly he almost fell over when the two sets of shoulders he was leaning on suddenly vanished. Before him the two girls stood sternly.

"That is not true Ron, you are not pathetic. Just now in the face of unknown danger you put yourself on the line to save lives. That show's true heroism." Ariel once again spoke truthfully. Then, signaling to Jasmine, the former Agrabah princess got back on the bed and knealed behind the boy. Now crawling on herself, her tight ass bouncing in the air as she moved, Ariel was ready to give this boy what he trully deserved.

Ron didn't know what to say or think. A beautiful woman was inching her way closer to him, looking an animal on the prowl. In her eyes he saw a look he had longed to see in Kim's eyes. It seemed that another redhead had gotten to him first.

"You're our hero." Ariel said. She leaned in, and captured Ron's lips in a kiss.