“Hey, what’s up?” Ruffnut grunted as she laid back against the slimy, smelly walls of Astrid’s intestines. Hiccup stared at the scrawny Viking, her hair still in the long pigtails that he remembered. He stared at her longer, his eyes adjusting to the darkness to see that Ruffnut was buck-naked. Hiccup blushed, having just gotten as dirty as a guy can get with a girl, he was still the same shy person he always was.

“Ruffnut,” Hiccup calmly said, taking several deep breathes to control himself. “Why are you naked inside my girlfriend’s ass?”

Ruffnut snorted, pushing her long dirty blond hair put of her eyes. She didn’t say anything so Hiccup moved closer, crawling towards the naked Viking until he was right beside her. He saw up close that she was filthy, things he didn’t want to even image clung to her naked body. He tried not to notice, but the mess was greatest around her breasts and crotch, like she had been trying to rub herself against something. Ruffnut finally looked up at Hiccup and softly chuckled. “I didn’t know you two were dating, I just thought you were fucking each other silly.”

“Huh?” Hiccup grumbled, not understanding what the thin girl was talking about. Forgetting about that now, Hiccup focused on finding out what was going on. “Could you answer my question. What are you doing inside my girlfriend?”

“Living her apparently,” Ruffnut huffed. “After you were gone, Astrid asked me to take care of her personal needs like cleaning, cooking and getting reamed in the ass. It was pretty fun, your girlfriend is great with a dildo. But last night after I got done double fisting that couch of hers, she rolls over on top of me and pins me under her ass. To keep from suffocating I crawled up here. Bitch can barely feel me unless I start thrashing around, it’s a pretty nice place once you get used to the smell.”

“Astrid’s cheating on me,” Hiccup gasped, his young heart feeling like it could break, before he could go into full blown emo depression, Ruffnut smacked him on the back of the head.

“Don’t be dumb, we’re Vikings, we fuck everything. If it makes you feel any better Astrid only goes for other girls when she can’t have you. Hell, the girls a prude. Whose ever heard a Viking slut only liking one cock? You’re lucky to have her, no worries about sloppy seconds. So if you start bitching, I’ll drag you all the way to her stomach and see if you can be digested.”

“Okay, Okay, I get it, stop,” Hiccup urgently exclaimed, waving his hands around to make the tough girl stop talking. Hiccup knew that no one really dated or got married in the village. Guys fucked girls and there was nothing else. Still, he thought him and Astrid was special, which in a tiny case it was. He was the only man for her, sadly there were plenty of women for her in the village as well. He’d just have to learn to accept it.

“You done being a bitch?” Ruffnut asked and Hiccup nodded solemnly. “Good, now why don’t we fuck?”

“What?” Hiccup burst out saying. Ruffnut had her hand already in his lap, rubbing against his hard slimy cock. She wrapped her fingers around it, lightly pumping to get it hard. Hiccup groaned at the intimate touch, but tried to get her hands off to which Ruffnut laughed. Her hand moved faster, aided by her other hand, which had reached down to hold his balls. She was giving him a first rate hand job, making Hiccup wonder how many balls the girl had handled.

“Relax. We’re just going to have some fun. Astrid called you a great ride in the sack and I’m going to see if the bitch was telling the truth. Now pipe down. All these layers of fat mask sound. If we do this quietly, Astrid won’t even know what we did.” Hiccup wanted to argue that he’d know, but Ruffnut wasn’t listening. She wanted him badly and he was having trouble thinking of reasons to throw her off. Was it right to mess around with the same girl that your girlfriend messes around with? It was the type of question that’s hard to contemplate when you’re getting your monkey spanked by a pro.