*CreEEEEEEk!* said the hardwood floor that you stepped on. Bad thing for you, because the creek translated to 'YO KOKONOE! HE'S DOWN HERE!'

"!!" Kokonoe quickly jerked her head to sound you made just now! The slants in her yellow eyes widened as she gazed your direction with a serious stare! Jingle Hell's bells! She sees ya!

"What the?!" Kokonoe shouted almost angrily, "a bug?! In the Sector Seven testing facility?! Tager, I thought I told you to have the lab fumigated for bugs over a week ago!"
"I tried to," you heard Tager explain, "but you said that pesticides were unsafe to use around the testing experiments."
"That's why I told you to use the ECO-FRIENDLY crap!"
"You know I'm allergic to that stuff. It makes me beak out in hives."
"Youre half-friggin robot!"
As funny as it was to watch those two bicker with one another, you had to speak up and explain to those two that you were no bug!

"Uh... hello, I-"
"UGH!! Nevermind! I'll just squash this bug before it contaminates the place!"

"WHAT?!! WAIT!!!" you shouted out in horror, but by then, the professor had already lifted her gigantic high-heel up all the over your head! "AAAAHHH!!!"
*THUUUUDDD!!!* you jump nearly a mile, barely avoiding the ginormous foot that almost cracked the wood you were standing on! Sadly, not being crushed under Kokonoe's foot made even Kokonoe madder.
*THUUUUDDD!!!* Another high-heel stomp! Another near leap for your life out of harm's way!
"Grrr!" she growled, squinting her eyes, as she stalked you!

Fortunately, because Kokonoe's a slob, you had a few good hiding spots! You found refuge under a stack of dvds...
*POWWW!* until she kicked 'em all across the room! You then dash under a few newspapers...
*RRRRIIIPP!* that she easily shredded to bits with her razor-sharp nails! There was a large slice of pizza in your way. Since you werent thinking fast enough to just go around, you went over it! Bad idea, because Kokonoe quickly scooped that slice off the floor and took a bit bite out of it, tearing that poor little slice in half! Thankfully, you dodged her extremely sharp teeth and hopped off the slice just in time to see her immediately cringe from the awful taste! Lord knows how long it's been on the floor!

"Did you seriously try to eat something off the floor?"
"SHUT UP!" she screamed at Tager, "help me get rid of this bug already!"
"I would love to, Professor," Tager explained, "but that upgrade you gave me sort of made me lose feeling in my legs." Well, that's one less big cat to worry about! (even though he seems to be the more sensible even-tempered cat!)
"Grr... fine! I'll get the little bastard myself!"

"Bastard?! I'm a human!" you screamed, but to no avail whatsoever! On the plus side, you finally made to the door.
"Oh you are NOT escaping this lab alive and spreading your filth, you son of a bitch!" On the minus side, your escape only made Kokonoe even more angry. And unfortunately, being part-cat, she's extremely patient and is not gonna give up on you!

By the time you headed out of the doorway, Professor PMS pounced at you!

"WAIT PROFESSOR KOKONOE! I THINK THE HUMAN I'M TRACKING IS... eh, why do I even bother?"

"GGYYYAAAAADD!!" you screamed as you barely, BARELY avoided her nails! You constantly jumped around, dodging her nails as they scratched through the floor, leaving deep scratch marks! You were practically tapping into instincts beyond your mortal shell trying to dodge the evil Tail-lady! She was practically knocking down stands and vases try to get after you like a common cat chasing a rat!
"STAY STILL, BUG!!" she growled, trying to keep up with you! It was now or never now.

"I'M NOT A BUG!! I'M A HUMAN!!" you screamed, "I CAN TALK!! BUGS DONT TALK! CANT YOU HEAR ME TALK?!"

"STOP TALKING AND START DYING!" sadly, she didnt care. Not only was she not going to listen, she even cared less about her fellow scientists she nearly bumped into trying to get to you! "Out of the way, egg-heads! Professor at work, here!" she ordered!

The scientists scrambled before you could call for help. Geez, all this cuz you wanted to play a video game?! Now because of this, youre gonna die before you even get a chance to tell your family that you love them!
"When I get you, I'm gonna mash your puny to a bloody pulp, then I'm gonna track down the source of your spawn and dissect your youngest sibling alive while it watches the rest of your whole darn family explode in the microwave!!" Stars and stones, what a bitch! Even you werent this bloodthirsty when you swatted flies! And the MCs come to HER for help?!

Just when you were getting tired and could not run for much longer, you spotted a little crack in the wall. Acting only on instinct, you jump into the tiny crack-
*BUMMPP!!* "God damn it!" while Kokonoe her nose, colliding into the wall! Shame, she couldnt see the look on her face. You could imagine the hate-filled glare she's currently making though!

This little hiding spot wasnt gonna keep you safe forever. It was a dead end and you have no doubt that Kokonoe would tear through the wall to get you! You prayed for a miracle, or ANYTHING that could buy you time to escape the damn lab alive!
All you could find was a little sewing pin about your size stuck in the wood. You dont know why it's there, but a potential idea came to mind! A desperate one! You remind yourself of that David and Goliath story.

"GRAAH!!"
"YIKES!!" you held onto the pin for dear life as she reached her big index finger into the crack! Her nail caught you by your pant-leg as she attempted to drag you out by it! You gripped the pin tightly, despite knowing that the pin wont hold for very long! Not that you'd need it to... your idea would require that she snatches you out of there!

"Start saying your prayers, bug!"

"Ourfatherwhoartinheavenhallowedbethynamethykingdomthywillbedoneoneartha sitisinheaven!" you prayed as the pin you were holding on to was loosening! Just a little longer...

The pin was free!

"GOTCHA!" she roared in victory as she dragged your tiny body out! She pinned your leg by her finger nail and thumb nail as she scooped you out and brought you up to her gifriggingantic face!
You swallowed hard and took a deep breath just before waiting for the precise angle... and chucked that pin like a javelin!