Noike was a beautiful woman...and she and Tenchi was in the same bath together. Thier last bath hadn't been sexual at all, which made Tenchi feel more comfortable around Noike. The bath wouldn't be relaxing if Ryoko and Ayeka had been there...the two would be at each other's throats and wailing at each other. Tenchi was trying to hide his manhood, which was returning to its normal state. Tenchi sighed in relief when Noike failed to notice that he had been sporting a hard-on. Tenchi then noticed that the green blob of Kyoko wasn't in the bath with them.
"Where's Kyoko?" asked Tenchi aloud.
Noike came closer to Tenchi. As she did so, she started to tske the towel away from her sexy body. This would've given Tenchi a nosebleed, but he managed not to get one.
"I asked Kyoko to leave us alone" said Noike. "you know, to give us some alone time"
"But...Noike" said Tenchi. "it's 20 minutes 'til dinner and..."
The mention of dinner made Noike's stomach growl, a sound she covered up by splashing water on Tenchi. Tenchi was drenched with warm water, which felt good after 2 solid hours working in the carrot fields.
Noike was getting puzzled by the feeling she was getting. She saw Tenchi as a yummy snack. With each passing moment, Noike was getting hungry for Tenchi. Why was she feeling this way towards Tenchi all of a sudden? And how can she possibly eat Tenchi? She didn't know...all that she did know was she had to eat the boy in front of her.
"Could I scrub your back?" asked Noike. Noike had srubbed Tenchi's back before, back in that non-sexual bath they had once.
"S-sure" said Tenchi,not noticing Noike's stomach growling.
Noike got up close to Tenchi and started to scrub his back, which felt like heaven to Tenchi. Noike scrubbed harder then before and she licked Tenchi's ear playfully. Tenchi made a small yelp, and Noike's stomach gave out the loudest growl yet. TENCHI WAS DELICIOUS!
"Noike, what are you doing?!" asked Tenchi.
"I thought we could have some fun while we're alone" purred Noike into Tenchi's ear, using her most sultry voice.
"Um, look.." started Tenchi.
"Now, now" said Noike. "nothing to be scared of, my dear Tenchi"
"Noike..." said Tenchi.
"Tenchi" said Noike. "close your eyes and enjoy this moment we have together"
"But.."
"Just close your eyes" said Noike.
"But.."
Just then, Noike kissed Tenchi full on the lips. The first few seconds of the kiss, Tenchi was in shock. Then, Tenchi started to enjoy the kiss...so much so, that he closed his eyes. The kiss became wetter when Noike's mouth covered Tenchi's nose and began to creep up to his eyes. Tenchi didn't feel any panic, until he felt the warmness of Noike's mouth cover his eyes. He opened his eyes to see blackness! Tenchi yelped when he felt a warm slimy thing inching across his face...and he realized that it was Noike's tongue! Tenchi tried to back off, back Noike held him tight and he inched deeper into her mouth. Noike was licking his face and matted down his hair with her skillful tongue. His whole head was in Noike's mouth now and Noike swallowed, bringing his neck and shoulders in her mouth. No matter how hard he struggled, Tenchi couldn't get loose. He was focused on struggling so much that he didn't notice his chest entering her mouth.
When Noike first started the kiss, she hadn't meant to eat Tenchi then and there...but when thier lips met, Noike's stomach demanded for the boy, and Noike had to obey it. Noike made "hmmmmmm"ing sounds as she pulling Tenchi deeper into her. Tenchi was quite delicious, and Noike loved the taste of this Earthling. She swallowed, and brought Tenchi's waist into her mouth, after she had removed the towel. The towel tasted nasty, and Tenchi wouldn't need it in her stomach. She found Tenchi's manhood with her tongue and licked the end of it. Tenchi made a gasping sound somewhere in her throat. Noike would've continued to lick it, but her stomach demanded to be fed. In a couple of swallows, Tenchi was in Noike's stomach. Noike's belly stuck out a good five feet, which had forced the towel around her to fall off. Noike licks her lips and burped.
"What has come over me?" asked Noike to herself.

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"I wanted to see them getting it on" said Washu. "you know, I am a bit of a voyeur"
"Washu, just give them time" said Tsunami.
"How much time do they need?" asked Washu. "when it was just Ryoko and Ayeka, I considered doing it with Tenchi because he wasn't going to get any with Ryoko or Ayeka"
"Sister, can we leave your hormomes out of this?" asked Tokimi. "it looked like she had fun eating Tenchi"
"Yep" said Tsunami.
"Well, now" said Washu. "what to do with Tenchi?"
"Huh?" asked Tsunami.
"I just had a thought" said Washu. "what if we let Tenchi digest in Noike's stomach, and Tenchi's mass could be added to Noike's body"
"You want to kill Tenchi?" asked Tokimi.
"We're the goddesses who created the universe" said Washu. "re-creating Tenchi shouldn't be a problem for us" At the battle with Z, Tenchi had been in danger of dying from his head exploding form shifting to a higher dimension. If he had died then and there, the Chousin would've re-created him with all of his memories in tact.