Tenchi didn't have a body anymore...and yet, he could still feel. He could only see a pale white mist in front of him, yet he knew he must be in Noike's head somewhere...in some shape or form. When Noike had eaten him, he had been understandbly shocked beyond belief...and maybe a little angry at Noike. He had struggled in her stomach,which made Noike moan happily and then he started to digest. The digestion part didn't hurt as much as it should've. In fact, it didn't hurt at all...just a melting sensation. After he had been digested, there was a moment where he was going up a long tunnel with light at the end of it....but at the next moment, he was in this strange mist. He knew he was in Noike's head because...well, it just felt like that. Tenchi couldn't fully explain it to himself even that he knew he was now in Noike's head. The white mist in front of him began to slowly disappear, to reveal that he was in some sort of a room. The room looked like his own bedroom. Just what in hell was happening?!
He heard Noike crying softly.
'Noike' he said. 'how can I possibly hate you? If I was dead now, than I would probably hate you...but I'm not dead. And anyway, I like you too much to hate you. I'm just...suprised what happened..'
"Tenchi.." said Noike's voice all sround him. "I'm glad you don't hate me...but I don't understand how this could've happened" Noike's voice seemed to come from the closed door to the 'room' that Tenchi was in. He tried to open the door, but it wouldn't buldge.
"Tell me what happened" said Tenchi. "how did you know that you could eat me?"
"I...I don't know what happened" said Noike. "I just had a craving for you..my stomach was growling like crazy! I never had a craving like that before...I'm a vegeterian"



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"Nice touch with the room" said Tokimi to Washu.
"Well, Tenchi needed something familiar to go to" said Washu. "I mean, looking at white mist all day can get pretty boring...so I decided to make a 'room' for him"
"Why he can't leave the room?" asked Tsunami.
"As you know full well" said Washu. "one mortal body holds the soul..or spirit..of the person. Usually, one soul lives in one body...but there can be exceptions. Tenchi and Noike share the same body, but Tenchi is located in his side of the mind..so to speak. Tenchi can't open the door unless Noike lets him open it and come over to her side"
"Never mind that now" said Tokimi, sounding bored of the explaination. "were you planning on changing everybody on Earth into people-eaters?"
"Why stop on Earth?" snorted Washu. "we got all the universe and the infinite dimensions in it"
"Oh, sister, that's just mean and cruel" said Tokimi. "...I wish I thought it up first"
Tsunami laughed.
"Let's do it one step at a time" said Washu. "effect only one mortal at a time, and then go from there"
"What do you wanna place Tenchi's body mass?" asked Tokimi. "all that needs to go somewhere"
"Let's make Noike decide herself" said Washu. "but..this is just the 'trail run'...and as such, I say we decide where to place the 'fat' from Tenchi's body"