The Three Chousin who had created the universe eons ago were bored out of thier exceptional minds. The only thing that kept them going was the seemingly impossible mission to find a even more powerful being than they were. When they weren't on the mission, they had fun with creating galaxies and worlds of various shapes and sizes. The three of them even built a special area of space where thier temples would be at....should anyone want to come to the Chousin for any reason. The Three Goddesses would divide up and make thier own galaxies and worlds. Creating worlds and galaxies proved to be more fun than the mission....but they would always return to it. Then came the day when the Three Chousin went thier separate ways to create this super being. That fateful day had been over 20,000 years ago. And then....after billions of years of waiting, a super being appeared in the person that was named Z.
Z had been laughing and admiring his work after he had used his newly-accquired powers. Then, he sensed someone had came up from behind him...but that was crazy. Who else could survive in the cold vacum of space. Z turned around to see Tokimi herself behind him.
"I've been waiting for you" said Tokimi.
Z then did what most of us would do in that postition; scream bloody murder. Z had never seen a woman as big as Tokimi before and she looked to be roughly the size of a galaxy! Tokimi had grabbed him before he knew what was happening....and Tokimi and Z worked with each other for a while. And then, Z learned about Tenchi and planned to kill him. Z went to Earth and nearly destoryed it and its moon...and he tried to kill Tenchi too...but Tenchi killed Z with that surge of energy that had came out of his body. The explosion of that energy nearly blinded the Chousin...and they found that Tenchi was still alive. And then, the Chousin had to explain themsleves to Tenchi and his girls...and turned time backwards to repair the damage during the battle with Z. With thier mission done, the chousin found themsleves bored stiff. So, when Washu suggested to alter mortals to let them eat each other, Tsunami and Tokimi liked that idea very much....that would keep them amused and they would even join in if it looked like fun. Washu needed only a moment to choose the first mortal to alter.
"Tenchi" said Washu.
"Alright" said Tokimi. "should we tell him about our little alteration?"
"Where's the fun in that?" asked Tsunami.
"I argee" said Washu.
"Okay, so we picked who" said Tokimi. "next is how, when, and where?"
"Well, it's almost dinner time" said Tsunami. "so I think it should be now"
"Where?" asked Tokimi. "I mean, where should he eat a person?"
"Why not every orifice?" asked Washu.
"Ohh...Washu" said Tokimi. "where do you get these perverted ideas?"
"By living with mortals for so long" said Washu. "some mortals are into kinky and fun stuff...do you know about S&M?"
"Aha" said Tokimi. "so you're the red-head that's insatible in bed"
"Anyway, let's alter Tenchi" said Tsunami.
Washu pointed her finger up at the door that led into the Masaki house and made a connection with Tenchi with an invisible string.
"Bang" said Washu, as a surge of energy left her finger, and headed striaght for Tenchi. Washu blew the top of her finger like it was a gun.
"Show off" said Tsunami.