"Hey, wait a minute!" said Ryoko. "Washu can't sleep in your room, Tenchi"
"And why not?" asked Tenchi.
"You just want her in your room because you want to have sex with her" said Ryoko.
Ayeka had been drinking sake, but she spat it out all over Ryoko in surprise. Ryoko glared at Ayeka, and made her energy sword.
"Tenchi wouldn't rape little old me" said Washu in a childish voice.
"Put that away, Miss Ryoko" said Ayeka.
"Not if you keep spitting sake at me, you Royal Lowness!" snarled Ryoko.
"Hey!" yelled Ayeka. "do you know who you're taking to?!"
"Sure" said Ryoko. "I'm..."
"STOP IT!" yelled Tenchi.
Ryoko's energy sword vanished at once.
"I'm not going to do anything to Washu, okay?" asked Tenchi. "I'm just making sure she doesn't get into trouble with her being so small"
"Okay, Okay.." said Ryoko. 'damn that Washu! I just know there's something between Tenchi and her' she added silently. The only person that could hear Ryoko's unsaid commet was Washu. Washu grinned, but said nothing in reponse.
Tenchi picked up Washu and headed to his room. It wasn't bedtime yet, but he wanted the tiny Washu all to himself now.
When he entered his room, Tenchi didn't notice the extra dresser in the room. He was much too busy planning on what to do with Washu.


On the screen, he could see the boy entering the room holding a tiny person in his hand. The screen focused on the tiny person, and he could see that it was Washu. Washu, the greatest genius in all the universe...well, next to him anyway.
"Enjoy yourself now, Little Washu" he said. "you can't escape from The Master"


Tenchi and Washu was much too busy to notice the extra dresser. Tenchi was kissing Washu, who had turned into her sexy adult form.
"Oh..not so fast, lover" purred Washu.
"You're right" said Tenchi. "we have all night long to do..."
There came a knock at the door. Tenchi and Washu sighed. Washu turned into her kid self.
"Yes?" asked Tenchi.
"There's someone here for Washu" said Sasami's voice.
"Is it Hakubi?" asked Tenchi.
"No.." said Sasami after a pause. "it's a man with curly hair"
Washu frowned. She didn't know anyone with curly hair.
"Oh, I'm sure she remembers me" said a voice in a British accent. Then the door opened and in walked the strangest man that Tenchi had ever seen. The man was easily in the six foot range. He was wearing a brown waistcoat and a multi-colored scarf was around his neck. He had brown curly hair and a brown hat on.