Aisha looked towards the big manmade ocean where all her misery had come from. In that stupid fake ocean, she had her tongue stabbed, her top fall apart and had very nearly completely ruined the only real friendship she had. She wouldn’t be going back into the water for a long time. With the water not an option, Aisha was left with only one real choice to go with.

“Lets soak up some rays from mother sun,” Aisha commented with a lopsided grin. She fell back to her butt and lay on her back covering nearly the entire seaside. Her two hundred-foot body took up most of the beach, if not for the mass evacuation, hundreds of people would have been crushed when Aisha positioned herself over the beach.

“Wow, you only want to lay around all day, that is such a surprise,” Jim sarcastically said. Aisha peered down at him in her hand, she gave him her annoyed look, but he just smiled back at her. Aisha knew that her Jimmy was just being playful and would never insult her (Unlike a certain redhead who will remain anonymous). But he still made a crack about her and under the new laws she set, a punishment was in order. Very carefully, she took one of her sharpened claws and ripped off his trunks in one slash.

“Hey!” Jim cried as he felt his only piece of clothes get ripped off. He blushed and reached down to cover his privates from Aisha’s curious eyes.

“It’s only fair that we both sunbathe naked.” Aisha giggled as Jim looked at her in annoyance. He final decided to give up trying to be modest and let his hands rest at his sides. Aisha had already seen him naked, hell, she tasted him when he was nude. He would just have to grin a bear being nude; he just hoped that Aisha’s presence kept everyone away. Being seen by Aisha nude was only a little awkward, but getting spotted by a crowd would be mortifying.

“Here ya go little guy,” she said while bringing her hand close to her chest. Her hand started to tilt and Jim went tumbling off it. The side of Aisha’s big boob broke his fall and he rolled down it until he was resting in her cleavage. Jim sat back up and turned to address Aisha’s smiling face.

“You could out me down more gently,” Jim dryly commented. The fall had only been ten feet and Jim surmised that if he plummeted a hundred feet, his fall would still not injure him if he had Aisha’s plump rack to break his descent. Still, being tossed around like a toy was not exactly his cup of tea.

“Why, my Jimmy is invincible?” She was referring to all the close encounters he’d had with danger while serving the on the Outlaw Star. It still astounded Jim how someone with no battle skill or weaponry could manage to go through so many dangerous adventures and not get seriously hurt once. Because of his good luck, Aisha had deemed him invincible.

“I ain’t invincible, I just got really good luck.” It was true, for some strange reason, really good things always happened around Jim. Most of the time, Jim just thought about it as cosmic balance for all the bad luck he had with his parents.

“Maybe so, but your luck is something that I can always bank on.” Jim thought about what she had said and became a little concerned.

“Wait a sec,” he said with a bit of confusion. “If you have such faith in my luck protecting me, then why’d you wig out when I got clobbered by the windsurfer?”

“I guess I just forgot how luck you are.” Aisha said inattentively. Jim decided to drop the subject when he saw how uncomfortable it was making Aisha. Her big furry ears were pressed against her skull and her normally carefree smile had dissolved. He was obviously making her very uncomfortable, so he decide to make things better by trying to compliment his gigantic friend on her past deeds.

“You really showed tons of compassion when you didn’t’ massacre those rioters earlier on. It really caught me by surprise, when there’s easy money involved, you usually throw all your gentleness away.” Jim slapped his head when he finished the last bit. Telling Aisha that she lacked morals when it came to money was not the best way to cheer her up. Who knew you had to be so delicate around someone a hundred times your size. Aisha ignored the last comment and surprisingly started to laugh. The laughter made Jim jump around on her chest. He had to hold onto the malleable flesh of the breast to keep from sliding off of Aisha. The laughter stopped and Aisha wiped some tears away with the side of her hand.

“Sorry Jimmy, but you just reminded me how much I used to valued wong before becoming a giantess.” Jim’s mind was coming to a screeching halt. Had he been out in the sun too long? Had the blow from the windsurfer been harder then he thought? Because there was no way in hell that Aisha, greedy, takes a life for a wong Aisha, would say that she didn’t value wong.

“Excuse me, I think I might be hallucinating. Did you just say that you ‘USED’ to value wong? As in the past tense, as in you no longer care for the one thing that you consider more precious then life?” Jim knew he was hysterical, but damn it, if Aisha was really no longer interested in getting rich, then he couldn’t say he really understood her at all.

“Yep, I couldn’t care less about wongs,” Aisha said happily.

“I think I need to lie down,” Jim mumbled as he collapsed to his knees. Aisha had just told him she couldn’t care less about Wongs, what was next, Gene becoming a priest, Melfina getting a tattoo and Mohawk, Suzuka opening up a store with cute puppies and kittens?

“Shocking isn’t it?” Aisha says to a still reeling Jim. He nodes dumbly and looks to her giant face for an answer to why she had given up her life long goal to have more wong then God.

“The truth of the matter is, what could I do with the wong? I can just take anything I want now that I have immunity from all crimes. I got a never-ending supply of criminals and jerks to keep my tummy full. What the hell do I need wong for when I can take anything for free?”

“But what about me and the crew? We can’t take everything we want.” It was all Jim could come up with. Aisha made such a good point, everything she could ever want was at her fingertips, all she had to do was take it.

“I can take stuff for you guys as well. Hey, do you think Suzuka might like it if I ripped the sword shop off the street and handed it to her? Or how about you my little witty Jimmy, I could scare out a whole factory of tech nerds and you can have their lab as your new playground?” Jim had to smile as he envisioned his own lab, stocked with the latest in technology. He did need a new hard drive for his laptop. But one last thing was bothering Jim and he had to ask Aisha to clear his mind.

“What about stuff that isn’t just lying around? You only have one pair of clothes and it’s starting to go ripe, How about where you are going to live, I don’t think there are any mansions where you can fit into without crouching.” Aisha thought about what Jim had to say and she took into account everything he had said. Then, she smiled and shrugged her shoulder in a gesture of indifference.

“You terrans would probably spend decades building me a house and if I really need anything made personally, I’ll force someone to make it for me. I can be very persuasive.” Aisha smiled evilly at the last part. She had certainly shown her ability to get results when she ass’ked those men at the Shady Lady for information. They learned that no one ‘butts’ heads with Aisha.

“I’m turning over a new leaf Jimmy. I no longer need wong to be happy, all I need is a fresh supply of tasty terrans to play and munch on.” Somehow Jim was starting to wish that Aisha had left her leaf unturned.