Without even being bothering to assess the situation, Sango quickly ran and grabbed both Kagome and Miroku, shouting "Shippo! Diversion!" as she ran.

"Diversion? Right!" Leaping up at the face of the still-confused Inu-Yasha, the young fox threw several smoke balls in his face, blinding him. As hastily as he could, he ran up to the others.

"Something tells me this hasn't been a good day," moped Kagome.

"Like you wouldn't believe," replied Miroku. "OK, so bleeding the poison is out. Any other suggestions?"

"Why is Inu-Yasha acting that way?" asked a still confused and still-naked Kagome.

Miroku sighed, putting the top of his robe over the young girl. "Earlier today, you were poisoned by a demon which had a rather...bizzare side effect?"

"Side effect?"

"It caused your body to increase in size, along with your libido," replied Miroku in a stern voice.

"Did I do anything?"

"Well..."

"NO!" shouted Shippo. "You were lucky. Inu-Yasha and Sango thought of a plan to get the poison out. Unfortunately..."

"Now he's been poisoned and overly horny," finished Miroku.

Kagome was befuddled at the events she just heard. "That doesn't make any sense."

"I thought by now, you realized that a lot of things about this time didn't make sense," replied Sango.

"Unfortunately, or fortunately, depending on who you are," continued Miroku, "Inu-Yasha blocked off all the routes to the main towns in the area. While this keeps his rampage confined to this area..."

"It doesn't leave us with any escape," finished Kagome. "OK..."