Sorry, people of Hideyoshi (I THINK...). But it's your asses or the gang's! Some heroes, huh? Miroku removed the Buddhist Rosary and unwrapped the robed-ring from his curse hand and cried out, "WIND TUNNEL!!!!"

The hole sucks up all the road block debris, the trees, rocks, branches, broken statues, dead animals, etc. The minute the last branch went up Miroku, he quickly closed up the tunnel and shouted to his troops, "Path's clear! LET'S GO!"

Miroku makes a break for it while Miyoga hitches a ride via his little pony-tail. Meanwhile Shippo just stares up at the ginormous Kagome and Inuyasha at it with his eyes widened and his jaw hanging out... not notices the drool coming out.

"SHIPPO! DONT STARE!" Sango lectures him before picking him up and running off with him in her grip!

Our four remaining heroes continue down the cleared path... listening to Kagome's screams echoing throughout the land...

"AAAAAUUUGGGGHHH....OOOHHH....OOWWWOOOOO.... OOOO...."
Followed by Inuyasha's loud, orgasmic howls, "RAWWOOOOOOOO... Rah rah rah RAWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" (well, he IS a dog!)

Shippo starts to tear up and worries for Kagome's live, completely clueless of the true intent of her screams, "*Sniff!* Ka...Kagome! She's in pain!"

"Uh... he's not HURTING her!" Miroku tells him. Alas there was no time to explain to the fragile fox-boy about the birds and the bees... because of yet ANOTHER obstacle!

ANOTHER roadblock made of more trees, branches, rocks, pot-holes, broken statues, etc. "Damnit!" Sango sneers, "Who set up this roadblo-"

"Who cares?" Miroku interrupts and gets ready for another Wind Tunnel, "WIND TU-" but he quickly closes up the hole in his hand when he sees Naraku's poisonous insects flying around, "...God, not again!"

"The lecherous monk and the insecure hunter... quite a pleasure to see you again!" said a certain man wearing the skin of a baboon standing in front of the roadblock! And judging by the eerie eyes glowing underneath the baboon skin, this was not a puppet! it was the real-

"NARAKU!!!" Miroku glares at him, "YOU did all this, didnt you?!"
Naraku just grinned under the suit, "Heh... is that any way to treat the match-maker? If anything, you should thank me! Because of me, the half-mutt and the young priestess are no longer hiding their true feelings toward eachother!"

Naraku then looks up and says, "Speaking of which... since youre all one big happy family.. how's about joining in on the LOVE?!"

Two eeriely humongous shadows descended on Sango, Miroku, and Shippo... shivering at what awaits behind them, they slowly heads to see the two giant giant love-birds with huge grins on their faces and dripping...uh... excitement off their bodies!

Naraku looks up to Inuyasha and Kagome and says, "I believe THESE belong to you!"