Safe to say, Ranma has some BAAAADDDDD tastes in women! Every one of them would kick his ass on a regular basis... And now that he's no more than a toy to a future wife (fat chance!) the world he's grown accustom to has been shifted!

Luckily for him, Shampoo would actually rather have a humongous husband hung like a cobra, than a cute little living toy hung like a tic tac. Besides, she's not heartless... she's fuckin weird, but not heartless!

"You. Stay with Shampoo," she tells little Ranma, "til fixed!" Ranma breathed a sigh of relief after hearing that. She actually DOES wanna help him! But then she waved his finger at him! "Til then.. stay...room!" she ordered!

He simply nodded, "Yes ma'am!" Shampoo then smiled sweetly, "Must be hungry! Will go and make you food!" she pulls out a pan and heads for the kitchen, leaving poor Ranma all alone in a humongous room...

"Sigh... guess Im gonna be here a while..." Out of other options, he decides to take a nap inside a little barbie dream house... "YAAAWWWWNNN!!" he lets out a yawn and rests on the little bed... it's actually a lot comfier than he's used to! And so he sleeps like a baby...

"HE....LLO!"

"WWAAHH!!" Ranma wakes up screaming from that loud voice that scared the hell out of him! The voice... came from... a doll! The doll of a long black haired man wearing a Chinese acrobatic robe... It seems to have come to life!!

"Uh...hi!" Ranma waves, "Um...you a living doll?"
"....YES!" the man says in a thick accent and gives him the oriental bow.

"Who are you?" Ranma asks. The man just remains silent until finally, ".....YES!" he bows again!

"Look, uh... how did you come to life?" Ranma asks him. He just responds in worse English than Shampoo! "IT IS LIKE... WHEN YOU ARE SLEEPING... BUT... YOU CANNOT SEE... BECAUSE YOUR EYES... IS.. CLOSED!" he smiles.

"Um...what?"

"IT IS WHEN... YOU FEEL A BREEZE.. AND YOU... SHIVER... AND... IT IS... COLD!" he smiles again!

Ranma cant understand what he's talking about! This doll must have been made back in Shampoo's village... so it might not be accustomed to the language here! Ranma cant just talk to this guy! But still... that smile on the guys face makes him seem very friendly. Maybe he COULD be as generous as to help Ranma out!

Just who is he? Is he enchanted? Will he help Ranma get revenge on a certain pig-bastard that did this to him?!

Even more important question: Can he help with Ranma's shrunken problem? ....maybe even... his gender-altering problem?!