Sigh.. well, THAT was a waste... not only did that enchanted doll fluent in the ancient dialect of Dumbass offer no help, Ranma now has the strangest craving for a hotdog! Deffinitely NOT a hotdog cooked by Shampoo! Not after those AWFUL noodles possibly guaranteed to give him the runniest of runs! Anything ELSE in store for He-Woman?!
Yep! After making him suck down that last noodle, Shampoo picks him up over her shoulder and pats his back as to burp him like a baby!

"WHAT?! I aint a baby! I dont need to be-*URP*!"
"Much better?" Shampoo smiles at him. "Sigh... yeah yeah. So now what?" he asked.

Shamoo looks at the clock, "It getting late. Need beauty sleep! Play tomorrow!"
"Great..." Ranma lowers his head in shame. She carries him over to her bed, turns off the light, and snuggles with him! "Night night, husband!"

"Goodnight!" Ranma smiles... then mutters under his breath, "..ya grammar-challenged bitch.."

--As for Pig-boy--

"*SQUUEEEE* *GRUNT* *GRUNT*!" /DAMN IT ALL! I was so close to being rid of my greatest adversary... GGRRR!!/

Poor Ryoga runs off in search of a place to hide... apparently his little plan blew up in his face! Not only did he not defeat Ranma and win Akane's heart, he wasnt aware of the DOWNSIDE of the great 'Diminutive' spell! (Buyer beware, fucker!)

"*OINK!*" /I have to hide... but WHERE?!/ he wonders... then notices a certain someone outside sipping some hot tea... a certain short black-haired girl(or blue haired, Im not too sure)...
"SQUEAAAKKK!!!" /AKANE!! DOWN HERE!!!/

"Hmm?" Akane stops sipping her tea and looks down to see a tiny pig in a yellow scarf squealing at her! "..RYOGA?!" She slowly pours some of her hot tea on the little pig to change him human... however... she underestimated how hot that tea was!

"AAAAUUUGGGHHH!!!!" Ryoga screams the second he changes to human, "IT'S BURNING MY YOUTHFUL SKIN!!!!!"

"No! Im sorry Ryoga!" she blows on Ryoga, "Im very very sorry!"

"It um... it was nothing, fair Akane!" he looks up at her trying to hide his eagerness to scream in pain!

"What happened to you?" Akane asked him. He simply replies, "It's a long story! I need your help in bringing me back to normal!"

Akane nods, "Ok! But we'll need Ranma's help too! ...Say.. where is he?"

Aw hell... Ryoga isnt stupid enough to tell her what REALLY happened! Instead, he quickly comes up with a good lie....