Keiichi loved Belldandy..but Urd had offered herself to him. Belldandy never caught on what Keiichi wanted to do with her, but Urd had.
"You mortals" said Urd. "what is it with you not having more than one lover?"
"Because it's immoral" said Keiichi.
"You know, there's some countries where that's not against the law" said Urd. "in fact, a lot of mortal kings had harems"
Keiichi was falling in love with Urd just because she offered her sexy body to him. Then..Keiichi thought of what Urd had just said. She hadn't had a mortal go into her in a long time. Did that mean that Urd slept with a mortal before?
"Yes I did" said Urd, grinning. "actually, I've done it with countless mortals"
"You did?" asked Keiichi.
"Yep, and I loved it" said Urd. "I have had 400 lovers so far...you're number 401"
"F-f-f-four hundred?!" asked Keiichi.
"Yep" said Urd.
"What, they don't allow sex in Heaven?" asked Keiichi.
"Why do it there, when I can rock a mortal's world?" asked Urd.
And suck out all the energy from them in the process, Keiichi thought. Urd giggled, and Keiichi slapped himself mentally. There was no blocking a goddess from reading your mind. You were an open book to a goddess.
"You don't want to do it with Belldandy because you're falling in love with me?" asked Urd. "I don't care if you bang Belldandy. That's up to Belldandy and you"
"But..that's not the way it works here" said Keiichi.
"I know" said Urd.
"So, you see, I can't do it with Belldandy" said Keiichi. "and I don't need these pills. I need a rest before I can have sex again"
"Take those pills and you don't need to rest" said Urd. "you can go all night long with those pills"
Keiichi hugged Urd.
"But I love you" said Keiichi.
"You love Belldandy too, don't you?" asked Urd. "it's alright if you bang her. Goddess's are very open minded, as I said before"