Keiichi’s worst fear was coming true, worse then getting kicked out of the auto club, worse then Belldandy leaving him; his sister was hearing gossip about him in the bedroom from one of the most wanton women that he had ever known and a girl naïve enough to explain sex with visual effects.
“He doesn’t have any real techniques in the bedroom, but he knows when to speed up and when to go slow,” Urd told Megumi over a cup of tea. Megumi nodded with fascination over all the facts of her brothers love life.
“How was he on time?” Keiichi didn’t miss her reference and he crumbled to the floor and started looking for a rock to hide under. His sister had just asked how long he took in bed and Urd was holding nothing back.
“Well, he definitely wasn’t a one minute wonder, but he didn’t last as long as a pro. I’d rate his time slightly above average.” Megumi looked genuinely impressed and Keiichi felt like spending a few years in a cave in Tibet. This had to be the most humiliating moment of his young life.
“So Belldandy, was it a threesome or did you take him individually?” Megumi was getting very interested in hearing every single juicy detail about her brother recent love life. After he kept on telling her that he hadn’t done anything with Belldandy she started to get concern. The only reason she could think of for her brother retaining his virginity was ether he was gay, which meant that she could try to set him up with some of the nice guys she knew from campus. The only other alternative was that he was impotent, easily solved with a few drugs. Nevertheless, After seeing how much he reddened when Urd sexually teased him and how he had exploded at the bottle of Viagra she gave him on his birthday, she was out of reasons for her brother to not be putting his stick into ether girls honey pot.
“Oh no, Urd got him first and then after he was rested up, I got my turn.” Belldandy answered happy to be able to talk about the wonderful thing she shared with Keiichi.
“Did you do anything special with my brother other then riding his meat pony?” Keiichi nearly keeled over at his sisters words. Why couldn’t he have a normal sister that ignored him and didn’t give a damn about his well being?
“We did try a something new with him and he really liked it. There was also a lot of pleasure for us too.” Belldandy said coyly. Keiichi froze and went white. He knew what Belldandy was talking about and if she told his sister the truth, she’d be opening a whole new can of worms. Urgently, he waved his arms in a gesture telling Belldandy to cease talking. He recognized that Belldandy was referring to vore and he couldn’t let Megumi find out or else problems would unquestionably arise from her knowing this information.