“I’m surprised you had any lovers with the way you treated me in there,” Keiichi muttered as he dried himself off with a napkin Urd had handed him. He could feel her slippery juices all over him. In places, he couldn’t even reach. It was at times like this that he wished the Goddesses had an instant cleaning spell.

“Well, with my past lovers, I always made their bodies near indestructible. I think one of them was accidentally left in my colon for a decade and he came out all right.” As Urd said this, she listened in on Keiichi’s thoughts and had to smile to herself. There was an instant clean spell that Goddesses had for big messes, but she had no plan to use it on Keiichi. He was slippery and slick, perfect for what she had in mind later.

“Wait a sec,” Keiichi said, taking a moment to collect himself. “Why didn’t you make me indestructible and how could you possibly forget you had someone up your ass for ten years?” He was flustered at the notion of him being like that past lover of Urds, left behind in her body for years and forgotten. He Liked to think that Urd loved him, like he loved her, but her casual disregard for mortals made him worry that her demon half may be more in charge then her Goddess half.

“You know, you should stop thinking such morbid thoughts about me. You don’t have to worry about me forgetting you inside me. If I ever lost track of you, Belldandy would nag me until I remembered.” Keiichi deflated at hearing this. Great, all that’s standing between me and being trapped within a beautiful female is the hounding of another female. Since when did my life get so messed up? He thought to himself as he tried to rationalize his new existence.

“You were screwed the moment I wanted you, lover,” Urd answered his mental question. “To your first question on why I didn’t make you indestructible when I was pulverizing you into dog chow with my cunnie? The truth is, I wanted you to feel the full might and glory of a Goddess with out protection. That way, you can better come to know your place as my vibrator and butt plug. ” Urd laughed at the horrified expression on his face as she finished telling him the truth. Sighing, Keiichi gave up trying to understand the mindset of Urd. If mortals were meant to understand the inner workings of Goddesses minds, then males would of at least have gotten to know how mortal women think. As Urd laughed and Keiichi sulked, he door of Urd’s bedroom opened and Belldandy popped her head in.

“Oh my,’ she gasped. “Your sheets are going to take forever to clean, Urd.” Blinking, Urd gazed down between her legs were her juices had been drying in her mattress.

“Oops, sorry Bell. You should blame your boyfriend for this. If he didn’t wiggle so much, then I wouldn’t of exploded all over your good sheets.” Keiichi glared at Urd, how could she place the blame on him? She was the one that nearly crushed him with her powerful uterus.

“That’s alright,” Belldandy replied with her normal cheerful attitude. “But I came in here to tell you something.”