“Okay,” Tsunade grumbled as she rubbed her temples. “Do we at least know why Naruto is bigger then the mountain?” When no response was given, Tsunade felt her migraine triple. Dealing with assassins from other villages was simple, it was also unproblematic and easy to solve. Having one of their own ninjas grow to mega size, stomp on a few people and buildings, and then arouse half of the women, homosexual and bi people around him was not that straightforward.
“No idea how he grew that large, right. Well in that case does anyone have any solutions for stopping Naruto?” No response was given and Tsunade started to develop a tick in her left eye.
“No solutions at all, right. Does anyone want to give it a try at stopping him or should we send some more ANUB to get killed?” Everyone looked shamefully down at their feet and remained silent.
“WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?” Tsunade jumped from her chair, sending her papers flying around the room.
“Naruto must be stopped before more lives are lost or destruction caused. Not because we respect human life because honestly, how many people have died at our hands? No, this is more important then people’s lives, this is my weekend that is at risk here. If we don’t stop this now, I’ll have so much paper work that I will have to spend the weekend doing over time and gentlemen, and I use the term loosely, I don’t do overtime.” The deadly serious tone that Tsunade used made it clear that although her reasons for stopping Naruto bordered on ludicrous and idiotic, she would gladly kill to keep her extra few day break.
“So if Kakashi and Iruka are the only ones willing to lend a hand, then fine. The three of us will march over to Naruto and stop him one way or the other.” At Tsunade’s words, Kakashi and Iruka looked between each other a bit uncertainly. So far, no one had been able to get near Naruto without coming to a flat ending. Tsunade was the strangest person in the entire village and could probably survive even being sat on by Naruto, they on the other hand would not be so lucky.
“I just remembered a ninja law stating that a teacher can’t fight their students if they grow to over a hundred feet,” Kakashi quickly said. He knew Tsunade would never check the rulebook, so he was safe for now.
“I just remembered that the law applies to former teachers as well,” Iruka quickly seconded.
“Alright then,” Tsunade growled with her teeth clenched and veins starting to protrude from her forehead.
“I’ll fight him by my own, with no help from you cowards!” She screamed as she stomped out of her office in a fury. The door slammed shut behind her as she left and the men remained silent for a minute.
“I get her underwear if Naruto smushes her,” Jiraiya said before anyone else could jump at the opportunity to get the soon to be former Hokage’s panties.

“I can not believe those idiots, he’s just one kid, so what if he’s a hundred times their size. The bigger they are the harder they fall.” Tsunade had been walking for a few minutes towards the area where Naruto was last sighted. According to ANUB’s, Naruto had gone to his classmate Sakura’s house for reasons not yet determined. Tsunade was planning to confront Naruto and force him to ether revert to his normal size or be beaten into submission. Tsunade had yet to find a worthy opponent so her cockiness can be understood.
“Well, well, well, what do we have here?” Tsunade sneered as she saw the house sized lump of Naruto lying on his side next to Sakura’s house. She could only see his naked back, but when he started to turn around, she got into a fighting stance.
“Time to send this bad boy to bed without his… HOLY HELL!” Tsunade screamed as she caught sight of the second leg standing erect between Naruto’s thighs. She felt a twitch of lust at seeing such a huge membrane sticking out like that. Her eyes had trouble removing them from the huge erection to look into the amused face of Naruto.
“Look guys,” Naruto said to his two companions in his hands. “A Hokage to play with.”