Naruto rose up to his full size yawning as he stood to his full height. As his muscular body rose into the heavens like some kind of God, Sasuke, Sakura, and Tsunade were getting turned on by the sight of his giant self standing in all his glory.

However, even this was not enough to stop her from her main objective. "Naruto!" She said angrily from her small spot on the ground "Stop it this istant and shrink to normal size!"

"No way you old hag!" Naruto said with a mighty laugh. "I'm large and in charge and thats how its going to be!"

However Tsunade heard none of what came after Old Hag. Her rage was so great that she had focuse all but a small bit of her chakra in her fist and ran it right into his huge, hairless legs with such force that it can break a mountain in two. But Naruto simply kicked her away and causing her to hit head first into a tree.

He was laughing at her attempts to destroy him were so weak that he actually felt nothing but a brush against his skin. "Is that the best you've got old hag." Reaching down, he grabbed her in his massive hands.

He looked at her closely and saw all the rage at being called a old hag made her very angry. Kicking and Screaming he put another palm down and says "Sasuke, get in my hand. I need you to help me with something."

Sasuke looked up at him and contemplated what to do. As he thought for a few minutes of whether to run or enter the palm: He decided to enter the palm mumbling something like "You Hot Bastard." As he got into it.

As the palm rose to the hand with Tsunade in his fist. He opened it to let the weak and beaten Tsunade collapse on the ground with her screaming "You dumbass kid!" and Naruto retorting "Don't blame me cause you never got laid!"(Sad for a once hot women isn't it? Never got laid at all)

Naruto turned his attention to Sasuke and said seductively "Sasuke look through her clothes for a scroll saying on a seal 'The Sixth Hokage' please?" Sasuke was untrusting of what was going on and replied "Why should I?" "Because i'll make it worth you while." Slowly his tongue came out of his mouth as it teasingly licked Sasukes tiny erection with his tongue.

As Naruto retreated his tongue back into his mouth, Sasuke growled and said "Hey!?" only to hear Naruto say "There's more if you look through her clothes." Obeying only for the satisfaction, Sasuke went through her clothes and found the scroll in her left pocket.

"Give that back Sasuke Uchiha! If you give that to him were all done for!" She growled and Sasuke laughed "Sorry miss, but it's you or me. And I much rather see you go down." As he turned towards Naruto he pointed to the scroll. "There! I got you your scroll!"

Naruto laughed and said "Read it first before I help you relax." Growling at those words, Sasuke began to read the scroll:

Dear Village,

Those who read this scroll shall know who I have chosen to be next in ine as the Sixth Hokage. Although I had spent much time reviewing the perfect candidates, I have decided one man should be the leader of this village. His name is Urameshi, Naruto. Respect your leader and follow every one of his commands.

Sincerly,
Tsunade

That's when it dawned on Sasuke. Naruto would be next in line for leader of the village if Tsunade snuffs it. But that means he must be planning to- "Well Sasuke? Who is the next Hokage?" Naruto asked with that husky voice of his.

"You are" He replied after a long silence. Then Naruto slowly pushed Sasuke back into his other palm and put him back down on the ground. "What are you doing!?" Sasuke asked as he was put on the ground.

"Succeeding the Fifth Hokage." He said with a evil laugh. Sakura didn't understand what he meant and whispered to Sasuke. "What's he doing?" "He's going to kill the Hokage" He said in a low tone.

However Sakura couldn't keep the silence as she looked up and said "Don't do it Naruto!" But he ignored her.

As Naruto brought the tiny women up to his mouth he laughed as he licked his lips "I'm going to enjoy eating such a chakra nutritional snack." As he opened his mouth, Tsunade screamed and said "Don't do it! Think of all the good times we've h-" But she was cut short as she was tossed in his mouth.

Licking her body Naruto moaned from the taste of human on his tongue. As he swallowed her whole, he rubbed his belly and said "Nothing better than a nutritional snack!" He burped after eating the old women and laughed as he said "I am now the Sixth Hokage! Bow before me!"

As Sasuke and Sakura looked up, they watched in disgust and pleasure from Naruto eating the Village Leader/Champion. They were both turned on from such a sight and were jacking off until Naruto looked down. Grabbing both in one hand he said maliciously. "And now for our fun!"

---Meanwhile With Kiba's Team(Forgot its name)---
Kiba, Shino, and Hinata had reentered the village after completing a succesful mission(Their team teacher was still back in the village they left to receive extra payment for doing more on their guard mission than they wer supposed to). Shino was talking about Bugs in Metaphors. Hinata and Kiba were holding hands as they entered the village. YES, they were boyfriend and girlfriend.

But this was after years of ignorance from Naruto that Hinata saw that Kiba was in love with her. That was two years ago, and soon they were planning on marrying each other. But that would wait, because now they have a HUGE problem to deal with. People screamed as they ran out of the village in terror.

As the three of them ran into through the opened villaage gates. They saw nothing but death and destruction. "What happend?" Hinata asked. "I don't know, but I am going to find out!" Kiba growled as he grabbed the closet escapee.

He heard in the background Shino saying "Like the Beetle as it shows no mercy as it hunts its prey." But he'll tell him to shut up about the metaphors later. Right now there is a situation. "What happend!?" He growled to escaping Merchant.

"The Boy called Naruto grew to giant size and rampaged in the village. He's killed 500 and wounded 1000." He said, Kiba let go of the mans arm and said "He did this!?" The Merchant nodding with Hinata crying at hearing what this man is saying "Your lying! Naruto would never do something like this!"

"Believe me or not! But he's also eaten the Hokage and became the new one! Everyone who isn't a member of this vilage are escaping while the villagers are planning on making him Village leader. They hope he'll stop but we merchants doubt that."

Freeing himself from Kiba's grasp, he ran on the path that left the village. All three stood in shock. Naruto did all of this!? It was impossible, and yet, they began to think he wasn't lying to them.