Lina listened for a response to her question. She looked around herself carefully, checking for any enemies that might want to attack her. All the while, she chewed on a leg a lamb that she had procured from the heap of food.

“My, my, my, you are a gluttonous one,” the mysterious voice said out cheerfully. “I have never seen a mortal more hungry then you. When was the last time you ate dear, last week? Last month? Last year?”

“About five hours ago,” Lina answered, feeling very self-conscious at that moment. She wasn’t that gluttonous, was she? She decided to think about it while she ate a slab of pork.

“My word, I would think you were the goddess of gluttony if I didn’t know already that I was she.” The voice giggled merrily and Lina wrinkled her nose in annoyance. She was trying to eat here and this dumb voice wouldn’t leave her alone. She didn’t care if she was talking with a goddess, she was hungry and she wanted silence to enjoy her meal.

“So you’re the goddess of gluttony?” Lina said thoughtfully, then she dismissed the goddess’s presence and went back to eating. The only way she could care about what the goddess had to say was if she could offer Lina some gravy for her roast, it was too dry.

“Yes, I am that Goddess. You probably have never heard of me before, I prefer to keep my existence secret from everyone outside of Japama, at least until this moment. Now that I have my prophet, the worlds will know my greatness,” the goddess beamed and Lina continued to ignore her. She was almost as annoying as Amelia, almost.

“Well, I hope you aren’t going to rely too much on that chick Gina, unless you want to be known as the wimpy church,” Lina chuckled. Gina looked as tough as a daisy and was far too egotistical. If she went out into the world preaching about the goddess of gluttony, there was going to be a lot of angry villagers coming to this temple to burn it down.

“I agree completely, that’s why you’re going to be my prophet.” A normal person would of spit up their meal after hearing that announcement, but Lina instead swallowed it all down in one gulp.

“What!” Lina screamed, stomping towards the statue where the voice was coming from. No one turned her into a prophet and got away with it. The job of being a prophet usually involved traveling around a lot, which she already did, but also didn’t pay anything. The only way Lina was going to preach about a church was if she got a cut of the revenue. Lina stared up, past the large breasts to the statues face, where she assumed the Goddess was looking down from.

“My dear, calm yourself. You should be very excited to become my prophet. You’ll get to keep the Vore Bible, with all it’s very rare spells, but also travels all over the worlds, searching for the missing pages. You see, I need a prophet to not only advocate my church, but also to find the scattered pages of the Vore Bible. Nearly half the pages are missing and in the hands of unsavory characters. Find the missing pages, complete the book, be my prophet and you can keep the book and all the powerful spells inside it.”

“No way!” Lina growled. She was sick and tired of doing all these missions. If it wasn’t a missing treasure that needed finding it was a kidnapped princesses. If it wasn’t the princess, then there was a dragon to defeat. If there was no dragon, then Lina had to fight some other monster. She was sick of it. From now on, Lina was only going to go on quests if they involved gold, fame or big boobs.

“Did I forget to mention that one of the missing pages has a spell for breast growth?” The goddess innocently said, smirking internally as she saw Lina stiffen up at the mention of big boobs. Slowly, Lina turned to address the goddess and said….