When Camilla attacked Lina, everyone was positioned through out the town, waiting for the fat witch to arrive. Amelia and Zelgadis were together in one house, they’d spent the afternoon talking and snuggling. Once, Amelia tried to take things further, but she stopped when she saw several tiny men from the town looking in from the window. That really ruined the mood for the couple.

Filia and Gourry were in another house, waiting patently and avoiding eye contact. The only thing that they could of talked about was Gourry’s sorry luck with Lina and neither one wanted that being brought up because they had opposite takes on it. Gourry thought Lina was taking this too far and Filia believed that Gourry should have a chastity belt wielded onto his waist. Apparently, dragons were big on males staying loyal to female mates, even if the female slept around.

Both groups were alerted of Camilla’s presence when a loud thud came from the house Lina went into. Rushing towards the house, Gourry drew his blade, Filia pulled out her mace, and Zelgadis and Amelia got a few spells ready. They were all ready to take on the mean and powerful Camilla the Greedy. That’s why, when they arrived, they were all surprised and let down to see what had happened.

“Anyone got a fork? Because this pig is done,” Lina chuckled softly from her perch on top of the unconscious sorceress Camilla.

“What happened?” Gourry asked, bending over to look the fat woman in the face. Her eyes were rolled back and she was drooling from one corner of her mouth. Her chubby arms were spread out gripping a page in one of her meaty hands. Gourry pulled it out of her grasp and looked at it. He knew as much about magic as he did computer sciences, but even he could feel the magic coming from the page.

“The so called ‘terrible sorceress’ turned out to be a fat loser who couldn’t cast a simple spell. She tried to cast the one on the page, which by the way takes five minutes to charge up, unless you’re the prophet of gluttony. I simply walked up to her and kicked her in the knee. The fat pig toppled down like a tipped cow.” Lina sighed and shook her head at her ‘opponent’. She had been hoping for a master sorceress so she could try out some new spells. She had several she learned from the vore bible that she was dying to try. But, she couldn’t use them on this weakling, it would be like shooting fish in a barrel, with an AK-47 and dynamite, and the fish already dead. No challenge at all for Lina.

“Hand me the page, Gourry.” The swordsman smiled at finally getting Lina to talk to him, hopefully the next time she opened her mouth would be to cry out in pleasure when he penetrates her. Lina took to page and added it to the bible. It sealed into the book magically. Lina read over it carefully for a minute, nodding to several things she read. Then with a wave of her hand, everyone in town returned to normal.

“Well, the fight may have sucked, but at least we got another page and I learned a nifty new trick.” Lina chuckled darkly and glanced over at Gourry. She’d certainly had learned a new trick.


Elsewhere in the village, everyone was returning to normal, including the five men bouncing on Naga’s breasts. The rival of Lina Inverse sat on the broken bed, which had snapped by the sudden appearance of five men on top of it. Naga rubbed her breasts, which had been bruised when the fully grown men landed squarely on her chest.

“My poor babies,” Naga cried, holding her bruised titties as she wept. What had she ever done to deserve this?