The Pharaoh looked at his opponent in a bored, leisurely way. Just by taking one look at this man, it was obvious that he lacked a hundredth of the power necessary to beat him. Also, he was butt ugly.
“Why can’t I fight a hot chick or something, instead of these greasy losers?” The Pharaoh asked himself. Tea giggled at the comment and the Rare Hunter growled.
“You will not mock me King of Games, when I have beaten you and earned to be at the side of lord Marick, when he…”
“Blah, blah, blah, blah. Are we going to duel or talk all day? I got a hot date with me and I want to have some alone time with her before the century ends,” The Pharaoh said stopping the Rare Hunters speech. Tea blushed at The Pharaoh’s words; did he really want to spend some alone time with her?
“Grrrrrrrr!” He growled at the impudence of the ancient king. He activated his dueling disk and sent his first monster to the field.
“Go, tiny mouse!” he cried as a small grey ball of fur landed in the middle of the alley.
“You got to be kidding me?” The Pharaoh muttered, as he looked at a monster that even a Kuribuh could mop the floor with.
“I summon Dark Magician Girl and Dark Magician to attack mode!” The Pharaoh shouts as the two powerful magic monsters appear carrying their respective weapons. The Pharaoh glanced at the female of the pair and felt a little better about this pathetic duel. Pegasus may be a jerk, but he created one smoken monster. Dark Magician Girl looked behind her shoulder and gave The Pharaoh a wink. The Pharaoh smiled, if that girl wasn’t just a light show, he’d swallow her faster then she could say ‘burp’.
“Come now, I wait for your attack or are you scared?” The Rare Hunter laughed; he had no idea that with just a word the duel would be over, so The Pharaoh decided to tell him the hard way.
“Dark Magician Girl and Dark Magician blow the fool away.” Dark energy lit up in their staffs. Beams of light exploded at the rat and blew it into dust, the energy continued by knocking the Rare Hunter down and taking all his life points away.
“How?” The Rare Hunter gasped. The Pharaoh rolled his eyes, how in Ra’s name could someone be so dense.
“Wow The Pharaoh, that only took you a few minutes. I bet you could of beaten him faster if you hadn’t been looking up Dark Magician Girls skirt at her panties,” Tea’s remark about staring at the magical girl made The Pharaoh shrug.
“Sorry, I have wondering eyes, but tell you what, the only panties I’ll look at is yours.” Tea became flustered and before she turned away, The Pharaoh saw that she was a little excited as well.
“I know somewhere we can go to be alone to ‘talk’.” The Pharaoh said taking Tea’s hand in his and leading her out of the alley.