DAMN! The Pharoah thought. DAMN DAMN DAMN!!!!

"Uhh...Mai sold it to me because...Yugi threw his away by accident" said the Pharoah. Tea looked unconvinced. It was the most feeble lie that the Pharoah ever told. Tea looked angry and The Pharoah knew that Tea wasn't going to pop her cherry.
"Don't lie to me, Pharoah" said Tea. "and are you lying about Yugi too?"
"Uhh...Okay" said the Pharoah. "I'm gonna tell you everything...just hear me out"

Joey walked down the street near Mai's hotel. He knew that Yugi and Mai wouldn't have sex together; Yugi loved Tea. That Duke only told that to upset him. Well, he showed that Duke a thing or two. It was then when Joey noticed Mai's car parked at a hotel. It was a rather nice hotel, not too expensive and not too cheap. Joey smirked when he walked towards the hotel. He entered the hotel and went straight to the desk.
"May I help you?" asked the girl behind the desk.
"Is Mai Valentine here?" asked Joey.
The girl looks at some papers.
"Yes" said the girl. "but she hasn't been seen since yesterday"
"Could you phone her room?" asked Joey.
"Whom do I ask is calling?"
"Joey Wheeler"

"So...you ATE Mai?!" asked Tea.
"Yep" said the pharoah.
He had explained everything, but was unable to explain how Mai came to swallow people whole. Tea seemed turned on by that. Just then, the phone rang. Tea picked up the phone.
"Hello? No...she's not here right now....me? I'm Tea Gardner.....Yes, I do know a Joey..."
"Joey is here?" asked The pharoah. Tea shushed him.
"Can Joey come up here? Oh...good....yeah"


Joey was puzzled when he heard that Tea was in Mai's room. Was Mai into that kinky stuff? Joey didn't know everything about Mai, but if she was into lesibian stuff, who was he to argue? In fact, Joey was turned on that Mai seemed to be into that kind of stuff. Quickly he made it to the room and knocked on the door.