Seto, who was being controlled by Yami Bakura looked down at his stomach with distain. He hated when his meals were chatty. It was a little known fact, but Harpy Ladies were known for their annoying high-pitched voices and talkative nature, making them one of the most annoying monsters out there.

“I mean the acid doesn’t sting that much, but it’s ruining my feathers. I try to keep my feathers pretty you know. Everyday I wash them with shampoo, conditioner, acne cream and lice spray to give them their glossy look. I some times wonder what it would be like to have hands instead of talons. I often have areas of my body that I want to scratch but can’t because of my talons. Like right now, my butt is really scratchy from the acid that I’m sitting in, I really wish I could scratch down there. You want to know something else…” By the time Yami Bakura was able to force Harpy Lady’s head out of his mouth, he felt like his head would explode. The large bird woman’s blue face popped past his jaws as he horked out the rest of her. He gagged several times as her wings tickled his throat, but he didn’t stop until she was out of his newly obtain body completely.

“The next host I pick better have instant digestion,” Yami Bakura growled, then spit out a feather that had lodged itself into his throat. Seto had only eaten one person and his digestive acids were very weak for digesting someone as strong as Harpy Lady, that was why Yami Bakura spit out the talkative monster. Another minute of listening to her blab inside his stomach and Yami Bakura would have swallowed his own hands and straggled the annoying bird woman inside his stomach.

“Thank you master for not digesting me. You are the kindest, sweetest, most lovable guy out there. Way nicer then that Pharaoh guy, he stinks. You rule and I mean that not that you rule anything, but that you rule as in your awesome, remarkable, amazing, great and so on.” Yami Bakura cradled Seto’s head in his hands. Out of all the monsters he could of had joined him, why did he have to pick the Paris Hilton of the monster world?

“Listen, I want you to report to my colleague and tell them I’ve obtained Seto’s body. Although, knowing her she probably already knows.” Yami Bakura said thoughtfully. It was a pan working with someone that claimed to know everything that was going to happen. It made double crossing them much more difficult.

“Anything else, oh great and powerful and all around cool one?” Harpy Lady asked, standing strait up and saluting Yami Bakura like a solider.

“Yah, tell her not to pull crap like this again. It made a good distraction, but it’ll bring out all the wrong people. Once word spreads about monsters running around and eating a mall full of people, dangerous people could notice.” Yami Bakura paused and shuddered at remembering some of the ancient being that could be lying in wait to destroy the world. The mall incident is bound to be noticed by quite a few of them and the last thing they needed was one of them dropping by to say hi.

“Okay master, do you want me to tell your colleague you love them too?” Yami Bakura looked at Harpy Lady hatefully, which went unnoticed by her. He reminded himself slowly that once he ruled the world he could start executing his annoying minions, but until then, he’d just have to berate and belittle them.

“Get out of my sight you pea brained feather duster!” Harpy Lady took to the sky. Flying through a hole in the wall caused by the monster attack, Harpy Lady disappeared over the horizon. Sneering once more at where his minion left, Yami Bakura switched to Seto’s sneer and ran after Yugi and Serenity. It was time for him to start putting his pawns into place and this time, the world would be his.