This choice: Seto/Bakura, Yugi and Serenity go to Joey's match. | Go Back Chapter 73: Planning your epitaph (Thread A) (ID #344404) an addition by: Aerodeth ![View aerodeth's Portfolio. [Offline / Private]](http://images.Writing.Com/imgs/writing.com/writers/costumicons/ps-icon-regular-10.gif) More by this author On the other side of Battle City in front of the maiden statue is where Joey Wheeler is dueling. Joey is dueling against an older gentleman with long black hair wrapped in a ponytail, black pupils, with a big red claw-scar across his eyes, and wearing a thick black tribal robe as if he's some type of wandering Dark Shaman or something.
Score:
(b)Joey Wheeler: 1000LP
Sunaru Utherick: 1000LP{/b}
Although the two are evenly tied, it's not exactly a close fight... in fact, it's not even MUCH of a fight, because Sunaru doesnt even seem to be taking the duel seriously! He spent most of the time admiring the pictures on his cards, talking to the Duel Monster holograms about his personal problems, saying how much Joey looks like Doogie Howser, blah blah blah... The spectators that were watching the fight have LONG past left out of boredom... hell even Joey feels like forfeiting just to leave!
The holograms of Joey's Red Eyes Black Dragon and Sunaru's Jinzo start getting really impatient over the awkward silence and lack of interaction! They'd revolt... if they could.
"Goddamn it! Will ya just play a stupid card allready??!!" Joey shouts out of anger. Sunaru just stares at one of his cards with strange facial expressions, "Allright hold your horses, Doogie! I think I just made a discovery!"
He stares at his card while moving it all around keeping his eye on it, "Hmm... if I didnt know any better, I think his eyes are following me! No matter where I go, where I move, he continues to stare... creepy!"
Finally, Jinzo whispers something in Sunaru's ear... "..Huh? OH! Oh right! My apologies! It is my move! I will start by playing Force Vader in attack mode." Even after mispronuncificating the name, Vorse Raider appears on the field. Joey just looks at him weird, "What? That's Vorse Raider! VORSE RAIDER!"
"Like I said: Horse Banger in attack mode!" The Vorse Raider grits his teeth at Sunaru for that little mistake!
Sunaru continues his 'move', "I'll also tap 2 green mana to activate Beastmaster's Magemark to get a +1/1 on my creatures and tap my Vampire Skeleton, putting two 1/1 black bat tokens which I'll use to weaken your 3/3 Skarrgan Firebird!"
"..What the hell? That's Magic the Gathering! THAT'S A WHOLE OTHER CARD-GAME, DUMBASS!!"
"That's not all," Sunaru continues, "I will destroy your Bolshak Dragon with my Zapdos, then after jumping your bishop, I will buy a vowel to take Whoopi Goldberg for the block, thereby sinking your battleship and confirming that Colonel Mustard did it in the Library with the candlestick!"
Joey could only stare at Sunaru in pure silence... the guy is drunk, aint he? ....NOT YET!
"Hmm, this duel is confusing," said Mr Utherick, "I'll need to have a chat with my good friend, Morgan." He then pulls a bottle of Captain Morgain from his pocket and starts talking to it, "What's that? You want me to drink you? But how is getting drunk going to help me... hmm? Oh that's right! Who the hell asked for MY opinion?!" And with that, he pops the cork and takes a HUUUGGGE swig! "...Ahhh!! ....oh.... I forfeit!"
Joey Wheeler won the duel. Although he won, he was PISSED for wasting so much time with that old fart!! "UggghhhhhhHHHHHHH!!!" he chucked his cards to the ground in some angry outburst!
"Wow! You won! Way to make him surrender, brother!"
"Huh? ...Serenity! Yugi!" Joey cheers up after seeing his best friend and sister again, "Hey! Good to see ya again!"
"Hiya Joey!" Yugi smiles, "Sorry we're late! LOTS of stuff came up!"
"Eh you didnt much," Joey shrugged, "It was a pain in the ass dueling dis gu-what?" When Joey turns his head.. the strange man was nowhere to be found... it's like he just disappeared into thin air! "...Hey, where is he?"
"Uh... something wrong, big brother?" Serenity asked.
"...Aw, it's nothing! Im fine!" Joey replied, "So what's been going on with YOU guys?"
"...You wouldnt BELIEVE what just happened to us," Yugi sighed... Where will this story go next? Your choices are below...
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