Yami Bakura, starting to limp while to control his body just shook his head, "Uh... sorry, pal! I got to uh.. go um.. fire some... employees that are slacking off! See ya!" And with that, he starts limping as he runs.

After running for about 30 seconds, Yami Bakura starts to lose more and more control of Kaiba's body! It seems as if Seto's coming to! "GRRRR!! GIVE... UP! YOU... LOST IT... FAIR AND SQUARE......... SORTA!"
GIVE ME BACK MY BODY, YOU ENCHANTED SHE-MALE!!!

Mentally, Evil Bakura and Seto have a little tug of war over the control of the body! Seto's putting up a good fight trying to gain it back, however he starts feeling a little dizzy as blood drips off the back of his head! He was starting to feel the effects of being hit upside the head with a Millenium Item!
Ugghh....getting...dizzy...but.. must... get... back...body...from...loser that's trying to steal away...Sereni- *THUD!* He failed. The hemmorage was too much for him... and it only got worse for him thenon!

"Ugggghhhh...." Finally Seto regains conciousness and wakes up in the most unlikely place! The first thing he notices are clouds. Lots and lots of clouds everwhere. Not only that, but Kaiba's standing ontop of a HUMONGOUS wooden desk next to a huge sheet of paper and a gigantic cup of coffee! Before Seto could ask himself 'What the hell', he turns his heads and sees a ginormous woman staring down at him with a grin! A giant blonde haired woman with glasses over her blue-eyes, wearing a secretary uniform with a nametag that reads 'Cassandra', and huge angelic wings sticking out her back!

"Well well well...," the 'angel' said with a grin, "If it isnt Seto Kaiba! Ive been waiting a LONG time to see YOU here!"
Kaiba, not believing what he sees just shouts to her, "WHO ARE YOU? AND WHERE AM I?! AS PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD FAMOUS KAIBACORP, I DEMAND TO KNOW WHERE I AM!!"
"Youre at the gates of Heaven, little one!" she says while pointing to the huge golden gate behind her, "I, Cassandra, am to decided whether or not youre worthy of basking within the kingdom of God!"

Still unimpressed, Seto just shakes his head, "Aw great.. not another little fantasy! I really need to get more sleep! These stupid weirdo dreams Im having are beginning to annoy me!"
Cassandra just looks down at him with a smile, "Still denying the supernatural? Well, since it's just a dream, Im sure you wont mind if I do THIS!"

In an instant, Cassandra picks up tiny little Kaiba and places him in her mouth!! Kaiba can actually see REAL teeth, a REAL uvula, feel REAL saliva pouring out of a REAL tongue, and could probably detect a REAL throat in the back of that huge mouth!!
"WHOA WHOA WHOA!! ALLRIGHT ALLRIGHT! I BELIEVE!! ITS NOT A DREAM!!!"

After that confession, Cassandra spits him back out on the table and giggles! Seto, soaking with tongue-juice, stares up at her with a glare on his face! "Grr... I demand to know what in God's name Im doing here!!!!! ...uh.... please?"
Cassandra just pulls out a book and skims through the pages, "Simple, mortal! I am to determine whether your soul is pure enough to descend into Heaven, or wicked enough to be branded eternal suffering!"

The angel then stops at a page, "Let's see... Name: 'High Priest' Seto Kaiba, Age: 18 - 5018, Cause of Death: Head Trauma through a mortal blow to the head with a Millenium Item. And now to tally up your scores..." Unfortunately, Seto did a lot of good things and a lot of bad things, so determining whether he's good or evil is quite a challenge...

She clicks her pen and starts writing on the huge sheet of paper, "Ok... kind-hearted to brother: +10 points. Heartless to everyone else: -10 points. Donating to Charities: +20 points. Firing hard-working people just cuz youre bored: -30 points. Opening up hospitals to sick people at no charge to them: +50 points. Continuing to lie about your beliefs: -30 points, and yes, we know you still believe in Santa Claus!"
"..uh...well SOMEBODY ate those damn cookies!"
"ANYWAY... giving homeless children free toys every upcoming Christmas Holiday and a few Hanukkahs: +100 points! Very nice! ...oh wait... Ooh... OUCH! Insulting Joey Wheeler on a reguar basis: -1000000 points! You see, THAT wasnt smart! Even the Big Woman upstairs is a huge fan of Joey!!"

Aw, dammit! Seto's favorite past-time had blown up in his face! ...of course he's a little more suprised that God is a woman! I mean c'mon! Who would believe THAT?!
"Uh oh... questioning the fact about God's sex: -1000 points! She does not take that kind of crap!"

Hours pass at Cassandra continues to add up the scores to Seto's overall life... but finally, she clicks her pen and finishes!
"Well, it was a tough scoring, but I finally managed to finished! Now let's decide your fate, shall we?"

Kaiba sweated in sheer terror about whether he'll be going to Heaven... or the OTHER place!

"Acceptance to Heaven:"