There was one golden rule in business world that Kaiba lived by, never meet someone who is more powerful then you unless you know how to play them. Although Kaiba hated to admit it, this boss lady that he was going to meet was most definitely more influential then him. So, he did what any good business man would do, he tried to run away with his tail between his legs.

“Well, come on. The boss hates to wait, so lets….Hey!” The Grim Reaper cried as she saw Kaiba running the other way. The gall of that man to think that he could escape from her. Who did he think he was? No one escaped her, not even that crocodile hunter guy.

“Get back here!”

“No way!” Kaiba screamed back, not stopping to turn around. “I don’t take orders from hallucinations.”

“Hallucinations!” The Grim Reaper screeched. She had met a lot of cheeky humans before, some tried to bribe her, others pleaded, and even some threatened her, but this one was something other. Forget about sending him to the boss, she could meet him when he dies again, in about three seconds.

“Cassandra, send him to the boss the hard way!” The giant angel only nodded fearfully and ran off after the fleeing mortal. Cassandra ran as fast as possible to Kaiba, not because she was in a hurry to catch him, but rather to get away from the crazed Grim Reaper behind her. The psychotic smile on the angel of deaths face was scary even to her.

Running as fast as his legs would allow Kaiba tried to get away from this hallucination. Sure, the tongue bath scared him silly, but not silly enough to believe he was in ‘heaven’. Kaiba was an atheist, he was completely certain that when you die, your body just becomes worm food and nothing else. There was no after life and there certainly wasn’t reincarnation. This was obviously a fantasy cooked up by whoever knocked him out in the security office. When he found that bastard, he was going to wish that he never messed With Seto Kaiba, the most powerful man in the entire world.

“Ooooaaafff,” Kaiba grunted as he ran full thrust into someone. They both hit the ground hard in a tangled mess, Kaiba landing on top and the man on the bottom.

“Help rape,” the man cried as Kaiba glared at him. Who was this bastard and how dare he even think that he was worthy of being raped by Seto Kaiba.

“Shut up you fool,” Kaiba growled and slapped the man on the cheek to shut up. He rolled off him and dusted himself off, why did he always run into the stupid people even in his own fantasies.

The man rubbed his cheek sorely; Kaiba had really put his arm into it. “Damn, you slap harder then Sango.”

“Shut up you moron,” Kaiba growled, not caring who ‘Sango’ was and how hard they hit this fool. He had to find some way to get back to the real world and regain the title of king of games from Yugi.

The man started grumbling, “I just go for one walk outside the pearly gates and I get molested and attacked by some Backstreet reject. I should of stayed in heaven where it was safe.” Kaiba huffed and started to walk away, hopefully his imaginary Grim Reaper had vanished and he could start trying to find a way out. “Hey, who blocked out the sun?”

“What?” Kaiba asked as he noticed the lack of sunlight as well. Him and the man looked up just in time to see Cassandra standing above them. She winked at them both, and then bent her knees and plummet her butt down right on top of them.

“Great view,” the man gushed, right before Cassandra’s huge ass squished them both to death.