“Screw this!” Kaiba screamed as the mentally disturbed doctor advanced on him with the spit shined butcher knife. He didn’t care if his back was out of whack, he didn’t care if he was a paralyzed from the waist down, there was no way in hell that he was letting Doctor Screw-lose near his pride and joy. His Kaibahood must not be damaged.

“There’s no reason to fear, mighty mouse is here!” The doctor giggled as he lunged at Kaiba with the knife.

Screams filled the hospital as the duo fought it out as Kaiba fought his biggest battle ever to protect his mini-Kaiba from the deranged doctor. The screaming went unheard in the waiting room, where Joey, Tea Serenity, Mokuba and Yugi were waiting patently to hear about the condition of there friend/brother/bastard that they are forced to associate with.

“So, the nurse said he smashed his skull against a telephone pole. Man, how dumb can Kaiba be?” Joey snickered. He was only here for Serenity, who had begged him to take her to the hospital to check on Kaiba’s condition.

“Now, now, brother. It could happen to anyone of us,” Serenity told her brother to calm him down. Since finding out about Kaiba’s accident, Serenity had been filled with guilt. If she and the others had been looking after Kaiba, he never would have had this accident. Serenity hoped he’d be alright, she couldn’t imagine a world without Seto Kaiba. Just to tell you, a world without Kaiba has peace in the Middle East, an end to famine and poverty and free burgers for everyone.

“I just can’t believe Kaiba would let himself get hurt so close to the Battle City tournament,” Yugi said with a shake of his head. Tomorrow would be the first day and every duelist in the world would be out there fighting for the title of king of games. If Kaiba missed an opportunity like that, he’d probably jump off the tallest building in town.

“I think it’s more likely he’ll just poison himself. Kaiba’s so vain that if he killed himself he’d make sure to leave a undamaged corpse.” Yugi blinked at the voice behind him and turned to see whom it was. He came face to face with the second largest breasts he had ever seen (Mai still held that title of bustiest babe). Yugi blushed in front of the huge knockers; one of the only good things about being four and a half feet tall was that when you looked strait in front of you, you usually get a face full of titties.

“Nurse, is my brother going to be fine?” Yugi snapped out of his daze and backed away slowly. It was unlike him to get dumbstruck by a woman and he could hear Yami laughing in the back of his head. Great, now he was turning into as much of a pervert as his spiritual partner.

“Don’t worry about him, he’ll be fine. All he has is a sprained ankle. He’ll be up and about in no time at all,” Cassandra, Kaiba’s nurse, smiled at the young boy. Why couldn’t his brother be more like him? He’d probably show respect to her if she appeared in her giantess form, unlike a stuck up little whiner who she knew.

“But I thought something was wrong with his back?” Tea asked. Before leaving, she’d spotted Kaiba’s paper-board which had read ‘circular cision’. She hadn’t told anyone what she saw because she didn’t want anyone to worry.

“Ooops, must be a mistake. I’m sure the doctor will stop the surgery when he notices nothing is wrong with Mr. Kaiba.” Just then, a shrill scream echoed through out the hospital, shaking the windows and making everyone wince.

“Sound like someone’s having fun.” Yugi wasn’t sure, but when he looked at Cassandra, he’d swear that she looked very pleased when she heard the cry.

“Well, I’ve got to go. I have a second job and I’m a tad late.” Cassandra was about to leave, but she stopped suddenly and turned to Yugi. Smiling sultrily, she bent down and whispered into his ear.

“I hear guys with two souls have twice as much energy. If you ever want to fool around, give me a call.” Cassandra tucked a card into Yugi’s pocket and hopped away. Yugi blushed profusely and Yami whopped for joy. When Yugi regained his bearings, he looked at the card he’d been given.

“Goddess Relief Line,” he read with a shrug and tucked the card away. Strange name, must be a hotline or something. He wasn’t as much of a hound dog as Yami, but what was the harm of calling the pretty nurse up later. It’s not like she had supernatural powers or something. Then again, how’d she know what he was thinking and about Yami?