Mai stormed out of the frozen yogurt shop, hot on the trail of the card thief. Her eyes narrowed on the small hooded thief as he got further and further ahead of her. Turns out, wearing high heels and having huge boobs, can be a problem when you’re chasing someone.

“Stop now,” Mai panted as her breasts bounced around, nearly hitting her in the chin. Of all the days to go without wearing a bra, why did it have to be today? Mai pumped her legs faster, not willing to give up yet. The hooded thief ran around a coroner and Mai followed steadily behind. When she turned, she came to a sudden stop when she didn’t see the robber. Looking franticly around her, she couldn’t find a trace of the thief.

“Fuck,” Mai swore, rubbing her forehead as she tried to keep from screaming. Someone had stolen her deck with all her lovely Harpy ladies. They were probably drooling over then, while rubbing themselves like horny monkeys. Now she would have to rebuild a new deck quick. If anyone found out she no longer had a deck she’d be kicked out of the tournament and become a laughing stock to all duelists. Even Weevil would be more respected then her. Without her deck, she couldn’t duel and if she couldn’t duel, she couldn’t lure men to her to eat. Now she was going to go hungry.

“Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!” Mai stomped her feet angrily. It was at that moment, she spotted something at her feet. Slowly, she bent to pick it up. Her eyes lit up as she looked upon what she’d found, her deck!

“Mommy missed you,” Mai cried as she kissed the first card on the top of her deck. She looked down at the card to see what it was and gagged at the picture. There were no words on the card, or even any indication if it was a magic or trap card, only a picture.

“What the…” Mai trailed off as she looked at the pair of hairy buttocks printed on the card. She was being mooned by her own card. She couldn’t even tell if it was a monster or humans butt, the face wasn’t in the picture, only the bulbous ass mooning her. She flipped threw the rest of the card, seeing if this even was her deck. She was relieved to find that all the card were hers, except for the mooning card on top. Mai looked at the card with curiosity, it was unusual that was for sure, but she didn’t even know what it was. Maybe it could be useful, but most likely it was a fake card made by some joker. In the end, she decided to keep the card. Since eating Rex, Mai had learned to by no means to ignore the abnormal things in life. She checked again for the thief, but saw no sign of his get away. It was a little freaky for Mai, had she been visited by some powerful spirit or wizard? Had this been an act by a higher power? She decided not to dwell on who the thief was, if it was important, it would be revealed to her. The thief had probably teleported or disappeared from where he came from. So with that, Mai left.

It was a good thing she left to because as she left, the hooded thief fell off the telephone pole he had been hiding atop. He grunted as he crawled to his feet, holding his sore back as he tried to get back his bearings. Reaching into his pocket, he pulled out a cell phone and dialed a number.

“The package has been delivered,” he sighed into the phone. “Can I come home now?”