Putting her faith into this new card she had been left, Mai jabbed the button on her duel disk. "Nice try, pretty boy, but I'll activate my face-down card!" The hologram sprung to life, revealing the posterior to the world. The man wore a befuddled expression, staring at the most unusual card.

Suddenly, the light from the card grew overpowering, blinding both duelists. Mai could hear, even if she couldn't see, the cries of her Harpy Lady... but these were not cries of pain, but of joy. The light faded, and the image that greeted the duelists was none other than Mai's Harpy Lady writhing on the ground in ecstasy. How it was possible that a hologram could feel pleasure was left to the imagination, but this was simply too convincing to be false.

Oddly, the Harpy seemed just a tad.. different than before. Her rear end seemed to have swelled somewhat. Leaning in for a closer look, Mai was bowled over in surprise when it plumped up further. It seemed to be gradually growing, getting ever larger...

The Harpy pulled herself to her feet, and resumed a battle pose, facing the Harpie's Brother; even if a little awkward with her new shifting backside. Mai didn't see any notable change in her monster's attack points, but...! The Harpy's 1300 ATK was still enough to beat her brother's 500 DEF. Mai discarded a card from the top of her deck with abandon to comply with Gravekeeper's Servant; It was too small a cost to worry about at this moment.

"Harpy Lady! Attack Harpie's Brother!"

The Harpy needed no more. She lunged forward, claws outstretched, ready to slash the inferior monster to ribbons, but... instead, she grabbed the monster, and yanked him to his feet. Mai didn't understand; why was her monster changing that thing to attack mode? This was highly irregular... but then she saw: Her Harpy, rising into the sky, covered by the sun, coming back down at a tremendous velocity and..!

*SPLORP*

The Harpy Lady had landed with her brother wedged halfway into her rectum. Both duelists watched in shock as the monster glided down, consuming more and more of the beast, until no more could be seen than a fleeting boot. That boot was also quickly slurped into the Harpy's awaiting entrance, as her massive glutes slapped back together. Mai's duel disk beeped, indicating the Harpy's ATK had risen to 3100, but she didn't see; she and her opponent both were focused on the spectacle before them.

Shaking her head, Mai realized what this meant. She now had an ultimate monster: One already more powerful than the Blue Eyes White Dragon, and one that could get stronger, not to mention instantly consume any monster regardless of power! Cackling maniacally, she taunted the man: "Well, it looks like your monster's no good for anything but a toy! Did you really think you could beat me?" Licking her lips, grinning maliciously, Mai went on, "Maybe I should just save myself the time... send her after you, maybe? What do you say? Want to see how real this projection system really is?"