“What in Satan’s red ass is going on?” Laharl screamed as a blinding light exploded from Yugi’s blank card. Both duelists covered their eyes as the bright light filled the room. It felt warm to the touch, like a mothers hug. Yugi smiled slightly, feeling a swell of happiness build up inside him. Laharl on the other hand, whimpered at the warmth. It felt comforting and tender to his skin and he hated it. Nice things were for wimps, not the all powerful overlord of hell.

As the duelists felt the lights warmth, the two monsters on the field started to change. The hideously disfigured Dark Magician Girl squealed as she felt herself go tingly all over. Her body started floating in mid-air, while her body glowed bright pink. Her features shifted back to their original appearance and slowly her body followed. She was lowered back to the ground and gave herself a quick once over. She cried out in joy at seeing her perfect boobs back and hugged them tightly. Without them, she’d of lost most of her fan base. Dark Magician Girl looked up, she realized that since she changed, maybe Guything had changed as well. Looking across from her, she saw Guything glowing too. As the light show ended around Guything, he flopped to the floor. Dark Magician Girl looked at him closely to see what he had become. When she final saw him, she did a double take. Where the hideous monster had once stood, now a pink patchwork penguin was standing.

The freaky flightless bird looked at the woman duel monster and waved. “Hi.”

Dark Magician girl waved back numbly. The bird’s voice was unmistakable female. It seemed that Guything should have been called Girlthing.

As Dark Magician Girl was staring at the changed penguin, the bright light slowly died down around the duelists. They both slumped to the ground, panting from the intense sensations the light caused. Yugi looked up first and like Dark Magician Girl, he did a double take when he saw the person in front of him. He stared at Laharl hard, not knowing what to say or do before the sight in front of him. Laharl eventually looked up and saw Yugi gaping at him. He grunted, “What ya looking at mortal bitch.” To which Yugi replied by pointing a shaky finger at Laharl and let out a thunderous laugh. Unable to understand what’s so funny, Laharl scratched his head in confusion. What was that tiny weak fool laughing at? It didn’t catch on until he caught his reflection in a display case beside him.

“HOLY FUCKEN HELL!” He screamed and touched his cheek, his very fluffy cheek. He was covered head to toe in pink fur. His once pointed attenuate hair was transformed into two long furry ears and when he looked over his shoulder, he saw his long tail replaced by a fluffy little tuff. Laharl shivered all over as it sank in what had happened. He, the most powerful and frightening demon in all of hell, had been turned into an adorable little bunny rabbit.

“AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!” The whole building shook as Laharl screamed until his lungs would explode. Then he turned and ran out of the store, screaming as he scampered away. Closely behind him, Guy/Girlthing waddled behind him, trying to catch up. Yugi watched the pair leave and looked down t the card that had done this. After fighting against the world scariest midget, seeing his favorite monster turned a Picasso drawing and seeing said scary midget turned into a cute bunny, he found himself only mildly shocked to see a picture appear on the once blank card. On the card, was a faceless man holding his crotch in an offensive manner. It tiny print above the card was the words, Ultimate ‘suck it, bitch!’ Attack. Yugi sighed and looked up at Dark Magician Girl.

“Lets just agree to chalk this up to a dream brought on by eating too much junk food and thinking about too much sex,” Yugi said with a groan as he started to deactivate his Duel Disk. This night had just been too messed up. Hopefully tomorrow things would start to return to normal.