Kaiba awoke with THE worst headache he ever could remember. He had remembered that Cassandra had sat on him and he passed out after that. He looked around at his surroundings and saw that he was in an office. The office was HUGE and so massive that Kaiba felt like a tiny bug. Next to him was the man who had ran into him before Cassandra had sat on him. The man was wearing black robes and had a sizable staff. One of his hands was covered by a cloth. The man looked to be asleep.
Kaiba looked around some more and found that he was on a desk, much like Cassandra's desk...but was far more bigger than that.
"Must be in the boss's office" said Kaiba.
"Indeed" said a voice behind him. Kaiba looked behind him and saw the most beautiful woman he ever saw. The woman had red hair and green eyes. She was a drop-dead babe. She looked to be 1000 feet tall or maybe even bigger. She smiled down at the two tiny men on her desk.
"You're the boss?!" asked Kaiba, backing away from the woman. She was sitting at the desk, in her chair.
"That's right" said the woman. "I'm the big cheese, the Alpha and Omega, one who is at many places at once...you know, all that God crap...or Goddess crap" at this, she laughed.
"Err.." said Kaiba. "I thought God was supposed to be a guy"
"Show some respect, mortal" sneered the woman. "A God can be whatever he or she wants to be"
"Ugggh.." groaned the man beside Kaiba.
"I see that monk is coming around" said the woman.
"Why did you want to see me?" asked Kaiba.
"To teach you a lesson" said the woman. "first of all, let me introduce myself. I am Washu, and I'm in charge around here. If you keep being a smart ass, then I'll let Cassandra show you her ass up close again"
Washu paused before contining. "Mr. Kaiba, you are a cruel person. I'm giving you another chance of life, something that I don't do all that much. Repent your sins and at least try to be nice to people...or I'll let Cassandra use you for toliet paper when you come here again"