Kaiba was not having fun. He hadn't had fun since he came here....but this place couldn't exist at all! And women couldn't possibly be controlling the fates of everybody in the world. Kaiba was under the huge ass of Cassandra for punishment, and he could hardly breathe at all. The pain in his body was incredible and he wanted to wake up from this coma or he'll go crazy! Cassandra was back at her job, sending people to Heaven or Hell. Kaiba couldn't hear what Cassandra was saying, but he did caught a few snatches of conversation.



Washu appeared out of thin air next to Cassandra's desk. Cassandra was in the middle of an argument with Ash Ketchum of Pokemon.
"...Mr. Ketchum, you can't stay here" said Cassandra. "even though you were turned to stone, you'll be revived by the tears of Pokemon....geez, that Mew and Mewtwo did a number on you....oh, hello boss"
"Cassie" said Washu. "Mr. Kaiba needs to go back to Earth. He was only meant to stay here for a couple of minutes"
"But, can't I punish him some more?" asked Cassandra. "he's such a pain in the ass"
"It isn't his time" said Washu, glancing at Ash on the desk. The young pokemon trainer was staring wide-eyed at Washu and Washu smiled at him...which he returned.
Cassandra sighed and Kaiba appeared on her hand, looking like he was in great pain.
"Mr. Kaiba" said Washu. "This is your only second chance at life. Either you clean up your act and show some respect to women, or you'll burn in hell with Hitler and those people that edited Escaflowne"