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Meanwhile...
At the mall

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"What was that?!" asked Joey, looking around for the source of the loud belch he had just heard. Dark Magician had looked around too, looking worried. Yugi was looking around too, as well as Serenity.

"Sounded like a belch" said Joey. "oh well, are you ready to go?"

"Yes" said Dark Magician. "it was your turn, I believe"

Joey drew a card. "AHA!! I summon Baby Dragon...and I play the magic card, the Time Wizard"

The Baby Dragon turned in Thousand-year dragon and it attacked Dark Magician's monster, which was destoyed.

Joey's LP: 3200
Dark Magician's LP: 1230


"This is turning out to be a good duel" said Yugi.

Suddenly, the ground shook. Yugi looked around and gasped when he caught sight of Mai. Mai was sporting the biggest belly he ever seen...it was easily five stories tall and Mai was completely naked...save for her breasts.
Dark Magician and Joey looked over at Mai and both males drooled.
"What are you doing her, Mai?" asked Joey.
"I heard there was a lot of monsters here eating people" said Mai, as she waddled her way closer to the duel. "so I thought I might go over here and eat the monsters instead"

"Anyway" said Joey. "let's continue the duel!"