For two solid minutes, the table was silent. The smirk on Bulma's face fell slightly. Videl stared wide-eyed at 18. Chi-Chi spat out her tea all over Bulma, but nobody noticed. 18 now wondered if she said the wrong thing, but it seemed to fit in the conversation.
"Well..that certainly counts as a sexual tenique" said Bulma soflty. Then, all the wives jumped in and asked questions about how can that be possible.
"Okay" said 18. "I'm gonna tell you everything. Dr. Gero, the man who made me into an android, added some..uhh...special modifictions on my body. And that added modifiction was that I can swallow anybody and absord thier power, just like Cell. However, I did a modifiction on that modifiction. I can now swallow anybody with any of my orifices and keep them inside me for as long as I want"
"Aha!" said Videl, who smirked..and looked like Vegeta. "I heard of that fetish before. It's called vore and some people are really into it. There's vore stories on the internet where women eat men. I know that because Gohan visits those sites when he thinks I'm not looking"
"How's come you didn't eat anybody before, 18?" asked Bulma.
"Well, I hardly had the time to consider it" said 18. "I was being hunted by Cell. Although, I did tell 17 about my little modifiction. He forbid me to eat him. Not that I wanted to...we were kinda like brother and sister"
"Boy, if I could do that to Goku..." said Chi-Chi. "he won't ever leave"
"Vegeta is into kinky stuff like that.." said Bulma.
"But how?" asked Videl. "we can't swallow people like 18 can"
"What?" asked 18. "you actually want to swallow your husbands?" Then, 18 saw Krillin in a new light. As a snack.
"Don't you?" asked Videl.
"..Yes, now that I think of it" said 18.
There was a pause.
"Hey, we can use the dragon to wish for us to swallow men and not digest them" said Bulma.
"Hmm..we might need to make two seprate wishes to do that" said Chi-Chi.
"What are you talking about?" asked Videl, for she never saw Shenlong, the dragon of Earth.
So, Bulma explained how the dragon balls worked.
"Wow...sounds brillant" said Videl.
"And I can use the dragon radar to locate them" said Bulma. "of course, we could send our husbands to go get them"
"Yeah" said Chi-Chi. "and we already have a dragon ball already" She pointed to the four-star dragon ball that was on top of the fridge.
"So it's argeed" said Bulma. "we'll send our husbands to go get the rest of the dragon balls"