While the girls planed to get their husbands to get them some nifty vore talents, two boys were watching and listening with interest. Behind the corner of the dinning room, Goten and Trunk’s were awfully interested in the talk about the girls eating their husband. Only, they were thinking of their fathers being the main coarse, they were thinking about themselves.
“I didn’t know girls had such dirty mouths,” Trunk’s said with a tiny twitch in his right eye. When his mother had started talking about her sex life, Trunk’s really wished he hadn’t picked up that Playdude off Master Roshi’s floor. If he hadn’t gotten that taste of smut, he wouldn’t of known what his mother was talking about and he wouldn’t be so freaked out.
“Yah, your moms a real skank,” Goten nodded thoughtfully.
“Hey!” Trunks hissed. “That’s my mom!” Gotens hand snapped out and covered Trunk’s mouth before he got them caught.
“Shhhh” Goten Warned with his forefinger against his puckered lips. Casting a glance around the corner to see if any of the females heard Trunks, he let out a sigh of relief when he saw no indication that they noticed. Goten looked back at his friend and have him an angry look.
“Do you want to get us grounded?” He asked Trunks crossly.
“No,” Trunks pouted from beside him.
“Then don’t go shouting out. Sheesh, why do I have to do all the thinking around here?” Goten shook his head, he felt sorry for his ignorant best friend.
“But you said my mom was…” Goten gave Trunks a disapproving look and he shut up. Just wait until their next sleepover; someone was going to be waking up with their hand in water and a mess in their pants.
“Hey, I got a great idea,” Goten said out of the blue. He smiled sharply at his friend and had a glint in his eye that could only mean trouble for the half-saiyans. Grabbing Trunks by the shoulder, he relayed his plan to him.
“If we get the Dragon Balls first, the girls will be so grateful that I bet will get dibs on who and how we are eaten.” Trunks though about Goten’s idea and a smile came to his face as well.
“I’ll get Videl to swallow me whole. Gohan is such a lucky guy to have such a hit wife, if I married her we’d never leave the bedroom.” Goten’s smile became goofy as he imagined all the lewd acts he’d do if he was married to Videl.
“I want me a blonde, that 18 is one fine robot. I’d love to turn her into my love machine” Trunks drooled a bit as he started to think of 18 in compromising positions. He didn’t care if he married the android, he just wanted to get it on with her.
“First thing I’m going to do when we get the Dragon Balls is get your mom to put me up that big, plump ass of heres.” Trunks narrowed his eyes at Goten and decided to stay quiet about his objections to his best friend getting funky with his mom. As long as he got some golden pussy, Goten could be his new dad for all he cares.
“Come on, the Dragon Radars at your house.” Goten motions for Trunks to follow and he does. Both boys hop out the living room window and go shooting off to CapsuleCorp.