Ash couldn't get to sleep. His mind was filled with thoughts about going up a girl's sex. Ash felt the stirrings of an erection, but he was too young to have one. So he decided to take a walk to calm down. He got out of his bed and made it to the floor without waking up May. May, who had been mumbling in her sleep, clearly said "Worship me..." and the rest of the words were slurred. Ash shrugged and walked out of the room. It was 3 o'clock in the morning, and nobody seemed to be up except Ash. Thinking that he needed some fresh air, he headed out of the pokemon center. Once outside, Ash could see the half-moon high in the sky and the lights of Wombville. It was silent, save for some crickets off in the distance. Ash started to walk aimlessly. Very few people were out and about this hour of night. Most of the people that were up were young men around Ash's age. These young people didn't notice Ash, or if they did, they didn't show it. Ash walked down a street that led to the entrance of the city. The police station was on that street, and Officer Jenny had just came out of the station.
Officer Jenny didn't have her pregnant belly that she did earlier. Ash made to duck into an alley, but Jenny had spotted him first. Smirking, Jenny came over to Ash.
"Well..if it isn't that newcomer" said Jenny. "I suppose you couldn't sleep"
"How..?" asked Ash.
Jenny laughed. "Newcomers hardly ever sleep thier first night here"
"Really?"
"Yep" said Jenny. "especially boys. They can't get that picture out of thier heads"
"What picture?" asked Ash.
"Don't be coy" said Jenny. "I know you wanna go up my snatch, don't you?"
The direct question made Ash gasp.
"Come in the station, and I'll make all your dreams come true" said Jenny.
"Uhh..." said Ash.


May was getting worried. Did some other girl get Ash in her womb already? Ash wasn't in the pokemon center, that much was clear. Going outside, May saw that the city was filled with boys about Ash's age.
"Excuse me" said May to one of these boys. The boy in question had his back to May. When he turned around and saw that it was a woman who had spoken to him, he gasped and ran away. May just stood there, dumbfounded. "How rude!"