“Now that I think about it, Ash did send me some letters about a tag along that was following him like some sad puppy,” Misty said thoughtfully taking her eyes off May. Ash had never said that about May in his letters, he hadn’t mentioned the brunet in any one of his letters.
“Somehow I doubt that, but I did hear him once talk about a bossy bimbo that had been stalking him for years. She followed him claiming it was because of a bike or something,” May smiled evilly at Misty who recoiled at the mention of her lost bike. Misty had been brought up in a few conversations with Ash, but everything he'd said about Misty was positive. It was Brock that filled May in on the whole bicycle incident.
“He said that?” Misty gasped wide-eyed. She shook off her uncertainty, Ash would never talk badly about her behind her back. The guy had as much meanness in him as a Chancy.
“Yah right, maybe the cellulite in those big utters of yours are affecting your memory.” Misty pointed her finger at May as she accused her. May narrowed her eyes and clenched her fists at the comment. She was very sensitive about her chest and anyone that taunted her about it was an enemy for life.
“At least I have breast, when I first saw you I had trouble suppressing the urge to cram you in with Ash cause you look so masculine.” Like May’s boobs, Misty was sensitive about her femininity. She liked to where bikinis and tight clothes because she liked showing that she wasn’t a complete tomboy. Now, this floozy home wreaker comes along and claims Ash for her own, well that just couldn’t stand.
“You think your prettier then me? Honey, I knew you were stupid when I saw you, but now I know your delusional to boot.” Misty tried to sound like she was just giving a casual fact to May, to underline the reality of what she was saying.
“Hey Misty, did you lose your virginity to a pokemon? Cause I sure do know you sleep around, but I can’t think of any men that would want you as a partner.” Misty sneered at May, if this girl wanted to fight. Then she was going to get a fight.
“I’m surprised Ash let you go with him, your flabby ass must have slowed down everyone a lot.” Misty shoot back venomously.
“Are you sure your human Misty? You look more like a new type of whore Pokemon, maybe suckanswallow? Or Uptapoopchutey? Or I know, Pikascrew?”
“You said your looking for your brother, have you checked under your flabby knockers? I bet you could lose an Onix under that blubber.”
“Why did you come here Misty, couldn’t get any one to give you a nice screwing back home?”
“Was your gut that size before you unbirthed Ash? ”
“Scrawny slut!”
“Big boobed cow!”
“Bring it on bitch,” Misty hissed as she put her hands up for a fight. While the two had been fighting, Ash slept on unaware of anything going on outside of his warm comfy womb.