"Hey, hey, hey!!" yelled Officer Jenny, who was passing by. Jenny pulled the two fighting girls off of each other. "No fighting under my watch"
"She started it!" yelled Misty and May.
"I don't care who started it" said Jenny.
Officer Jenny glanced at May's belly.
"So, Ash is still in there?" asked Jenny. May nodded.
"You know Ash?" asked Misty to Jenny.
"Oh yeah" said May, before Jenny could say anything. "I saw Ash sucking on Jenny's breasts earlier. It seems Ash likes big-breasted women and not flat-chests like SOME girls I can name"
"HEY!" said Misty. "I don't have a flat chest!"
"Girls, girls!" yelled Jenny. "I see that we three are rivals for Ash. Why don't we settle this at the pokemon tournament?"
"Good idea" said Misty. "but first, get Ash out"
"Why don't you make me, scawny slut" said May.
"BIG-BOOBED COW!!"
"FLAT-CHEST!"
"WHORE!"
"Hey, now" said Jenny. "that's quite enough of that"
"You keep out of this, cop slut" said May.
"Why, you!" said Jenny. "if you keep this up, I'll arrest your blubbery knockers!"
That made Misty and May shut up, but the two rivals glared at one another. Then, Misty glared at Jenny.
"You breast-fed Ash?" asked Misty. "you mean, my breasts will grow if I unbirth Ash?"
"Honey, you'll need to unbirth a hundred men for your boobs to grow" said May.
"STOP IT NOW!!" yelled Jenny. "I don't want to arrest you two, but I will"
"Arrest us for what?" asked May.
"For disturbing the peace" said Jenny. "now, that tournament happens about 40 minutes from now. Why don't you two make up at the tournament?"
"Yes, that sounds like a plan" said Misty.
"Okay, we'll let the tournament settle this" said May.
"May the best woman win" said Misty.
"Exactly my plan" said May, who laughed.