This story starts on the bow of the titanic of the present day. It's sinking was a Government conspiracy. Really what happened was that it was abducted by aliens and they put a fake titanic on the floor of the seabed.Eventually on July 29th 1966 the aliens dropped off the ship at fort Knox and the people who had died actually turned up in a farm in New Jersey three days later.
Anyway back to the story the ship had only a couple of people on board because they were the only people stupid enough to go on it. The captain was Brian the idiotic and he couldn't steer straight to safe his life. Coincidently he crashed the ship onto an iceberg and it sank and landed on top of the fake titanic.
Luckily there was one person who had the slightest glimmer of intelligence and he got a lifeboat and made it out of the ship in time. But if he was intelligent enough he wouldn't have gotten on the ship in the first place.
So basically what happens is that the man that we'll call Kurt drifted for several hours on the lifeboat until miraculously he landed on an island. Eventually he gets out of his boat and starts walking up the beach. He notices that all the trees seem. Well gigantic. Some of the trees were easily a 1,000 feet high.
"Wow dude these trees are so high. I wonder if they have giant coconuts on them," said Kurt. "Why am I asking that question I don't even like coconuts."
Then he hears a rustling in the bushes.