Mary and Ted had been together for almost a year. To celbrate they decided to eat out.
"Let's try this place Ted."
"wishbone resturant? Cute name."
Once inside they noticed the following sign
"Warring!
one wish per person
Once you make a wish you can't take it back."

"What's this about a wish?" Mary asked.
"who ever orders the Wishbone meal deal gets one wish." The waitress replied.
"That's what I want to order." Mary Cried.

When the meal came. Mary said.
"I wish I could grow at will. And have my clothes grow with me."
"What's wrong with being 5'2"?" Ted asked.
"For years I wanted to be a giantess." Mary replied.
"Mary baby. Magic doesn't exist. this wish thing is a gag."
Mary frowned. She wanted to grow to show him up. What was this the right time? She was in a crowed resturant.